With one vote, here are the live eviction results:We begin with the Chenbot welcoming us to Day 48 and reminding us that Kalia, with the aid of Cassi and Porsche executed a successful strategy to backdoor Jeff. The plan involved putting up Dicque and Jordan and having Cassi use the PoV on Dicque so Jeff was put up beside his girlfriend.
The Chenbot wonders if Jeff will be evicted again. But before we get to that, we once again see Cassi use the Veto and Kalia backdoor Jeff. Jeff says that he didn't have America give him a second chance and take the second chance only to get voted out again! But he doesn't want to campaign against Jordan either.
Jordan tells us that Kalia reassured her that she isn't the target. Jordan wishes that she was. Kalia knows that things are going well for the newbies but she can't get her hopes up too high.
Dicque says that Cassi really should have left him on the chopping block instead of sparing him so Jeff could be sent to the jury. He wonders if Cassi is intimidated by him or just a fool. Cassi tells us that she's watching Dicque and if she wins HOH again, she might get rid of him next.
Later that night after the PoV meeting, Dicque and Adam are huddling in the Have-not Room. They have formed an unstated, cross-sides two-man alliance which only Cassi seems to have noticed amongst the other houseguests (maybe because she was with them until Dicque returned to the veterans).
Dicque says, "Do these people not know their BB history? I am simply shocked that Cassi took me off the block. Why would they pull a former winner who could scheme the dress off a princess off the block? I don't understand these fools."
Adam says, "I think they've been watching too much Survivor, and maybe too many old BB shows too. They fear that the known couple will vote together, and in favor of each other if one is on the jury and the other makes the final, so they think they can't risk leaving Jeff and Jordan in the house. Your game was four years ago, and I don't think some of these people remember how good a schemer you are. They might remember you as a total jerk, and I think that overshadows your scheming abilities to the point they forget how good a player you were."
"I wasn't that good," says Dicque. "I was in there with a bunch of knuckleheads. They couldn't have got out of a paper bag if you gave them a knife." At this point, we hear Dominic say that he doesn't fear Dicque because he's such a jerk.
Out in the backyard, Jeff says to Jordan, "These jokers are the most myopic bunch of idiots I've ever seen in my life. All these boneheads can see is 'Break up the power couple, get rid of a tough competitor, get rid of a short-fused a$$hole.' Meanwhile there's a bigger a$$hole down there in the damn Have-not Room who's the worst conniver who ever set foot in the BB house, and who won his season DESPITE being the biggest a$$hole in the history of BB. Buncha dumba$$es."
Shelly says, "Jeff, Dicque doesn't have any help since Daniele get sick, but you have the other former winner in the house with you, and she's so sweet nobody wants to hurt her feelings, so they want you out so they don't have to hurt Jordan."
"No help, my a$$," says Jeff. "Dicque's's down there in the Have-not Room right now scheming up a storm with Adam, the biggest Evil Dicque fan there is. Don't these people see this?" We hear a confessional from Cassi saying that she's going to have to get rid of Dicque before Jordan.
Unaware of Cassi's thinking, Jordan says, "Those three dummies up in the HoH Room right now can't see past their own faces and boobs in the mirror. I always see them looking in it. I don't think they remember Chima from two years ago, let alone Dicque from four years ago."
Jeff grumbles, "This sucks. It just absolutely sucks. I'm on the block against the woman I love, one of us is going to the jury house no matter what we do, and since it's both of us we can't gain anything by campaigning no matter what we say. This game sucks, and if I'd known it was gonna be like this I'd have asked for a lot more than BB is paying me to come back."
Up in the HoH Room, the Three Amigas quickly agree to target Jeff as the tougher competitor of the two, and then Kalia and Porsche spend the rest of the night and pretty much all the way till Thursday in girl talk, when they're not sleeping or primping. Only Cassi watches Adam or Dicque.
Dominic is only too happy to vote out Jeff and Cassi tells him that if she wins the next HOH competition she might try to backdoor Dicque. Although he protests that Dicque is a jerk and she agrees she also points out that he won despite being such an a$$ and he's a known schemer.
The Three Amigas know that the worst that can happen is a three-three tie, and that's no problem with Kalia as HoH. Kalia wants to get Adam or Shelly to vote against Jeff as well so she won't get any more blood on her hands than necessary, but her efforts in that vein over the rest of the week are to no avail.
We then see the Chenbot go to the houseguests live. She begins by asking Dicque how it felt to be in the Have-Not room again. He says that he wasn't too happy to have the $10,000 taken away but at least Adam was there with him.
When asked if she thinks Jeff is a short-fused a$$hole, Cassi says that she thinks on occasion he is a short-fused a$$hole, but she actually thinks there are worse a$$holes than him in the house. Right now, she thinks he's more of a strong competitor than a short-fused a$$hole.
The Chenbot asks Jeff he thinks America chose to bring him back into the house. Jeff says that it's probably because of the America's Sweetheart label that Jordan has and the fact that he's her boyfriend. They want to see them back together again and now they might not see it for long.
How is Jordan holding up through this roller coaster? It’s been crazy. She’s ready to fight her heart out for the rest of the season. The Chenbot tells them that whomever is evicted now will become the first juror. No real reaction from the group, but then they probably had figured that out by now anyway.
Next up, we've seen Shelly stick by Jeff & Jordan all through the game. What do her husband, Tony, and her eight-year-old daughter, Josie, think? Tony says there’s never a dull moment with her around. She was voted Homecoming Queen and is the life of the party. But more importantly, she’s a great mom.
Josie introduces herself and she kind of looks like a mini-Shelly. She says it’s hard on her because she misses her mom. She is glad that Shelly picked Jeff & Jordan's side but she is aware that they are going up against great odds. She hopes Jeff & Jordan can pull through.
Tony says Shelly normally performs well under pressure, but lately it seems like the house is getting to her emotionally. Josie says if she could tell her mom one thing right now, it would be, “I love you.”
Now it's time to talk to HOH Kalia privately. What was it like to see Brendon go out and see Jeff come back in the game? She says that it was great but she had to think about what was best for her and what was best for her was getting rid of Jeff for a second time.
What was her thinking in putting Dicque and Jordan on the block this week? Kalia said that it was simply to try and avoid the possibility that Jeff might win the PoV and take himself off the block. And if worst came to worst, they could always get rid of one of the other two.
Does she feel that having Dicque off the block is a terrible mistake? She says that they can get rid of Dicque next week if he begins stirring up $hit. Right now, he's less of a threat than Jeff and Jordan would clearly try to save Jeff if she was taken off.
It's time for the nominees to plead their cases. Jordan says that she's glad they brought Jeff back to spend a week with her. Jeff begs the other houseguests to watch out for Dicque. He's too much of a threat to be allowed to stay around for much longer. Cassi is seen nodding.
Time to vote. Dominic is up first. He votes to evict Jeff. Adam is up next and he votes to evict Jordan. Cassi is up next and she sadly votes to evict Jeff. Dicque is up next and he votes to evict Jordan. Porsche is up next and she votes to evict Jeff, but Shelly votes to evict Jordan.
The Chenbot: We have a tie. Kalia, as the HOH you must break the tie.
Kalia: Although it must be hard for you to come back in only to be sent back out, Jeff, I have to vote to evict you.
Jeff takes his eviction like a gentleman, and after the usual hugs and handshakes he takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot. She asks what he thinks happened, and Jeff says, "I think a combination of things. My stupid behavior from before my first eviction didn't help, due to my competitiveness they might have figured they had to get me out while they could, and I think some of them forgot their BB history and forgot just who it is that's down in the Have-not Room right now, plotting away with his biggest fan. M ark my words, Julie, somebody in there, maybe seven more somebodys, will regret not voting Dicque out this week before this game is over."
The goodbye messages are shown, most of which are fairly gracious since they know Jeff is the first juror, except for Jordan who is bitter and crying and vows to get as much revenge as she can before they send her to the jury house.
Jeff says he’s thankful to everybody who voted him back into the game. It sucks to get evicted and sucks more for it to happen twice. But at least he gets to help decide who wins half a million dollars.
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Okay, Jeff is out of the Big Brother house -- again -- and is the first juror. Now you must decide who will win the next HOH competition, which will be the soap competition at this time in the real-life game. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the new HOH.