The HG head inside after the snake is through biting, and they do some DR's, with Adam saying how screwed he is, and Shelly saying she's sure it'll be her and Jordan this week. Porsche is delighted to be the HoH this week, as it fits her game plan to a T. BB doesn't screw around long getting the HoH Room ready, and when Porsche comes out of the DR they do the HoH Room reveal. After the usual malarkey is done, the Three Amigas briefly rehash possible nominations (which will later turn out to be quasi-pointless) and then, due to the lateness of the hour, they all sack out for the night, as the others have already done.They get up in the morning, do their ADL's and a few DR's, then after breakfast Porsche finds herself locked out of the HoH Room. "Oh, $hit, not one of these," she says. She knows what it is. She goes back downstairs where she encounters Adam, and when she tells him about the HoH lockout and that she thinks they're setting up a Pandora's Box, he says "In the name of God, no matter what they offer you, don't open the GD thing." Every other HG tells her the same thing when she tells them. Shortly after lunch Porsche is called into the DR, and Adam, out in the backyard with the others, says "Here we go, those sons of b!tches in the DR will lean on Porsche bigtime to get Porsche to open that damn thing for their precious TV show, and we'll all get screwed."
He turns out to be sort of right. When Porsche gets back in the HoH Room, yup, there's a Pandora's Box in there. She finds a card in the HoH Room and reads it for the cameras, then after some brief and obviously phony deliberation, she opens the box. There are two envelopes inside, with a card telling her to choose one and open it, and that will be what she and the house gets. She opens one and goes downstairs and summons the HG to the living room. She reads a card whicH says, "I have opened Pandora's Box. As a result, the Duos Twist has been reinstated for one week. Please choose your partners now." Adam says a loud "God dammit", then after a brief bit of deliberation they pair off as follows:
Adam and Porsche
Cassi and Kalia
Jordan and Shelly
After they make their choices, Kalia says with a hint of disgust," What'd you get, a trip to Aruba or something?"
"Hawaii", says Porsche. Kalia shakes her head, and the HG all leave the living room. BB calls them in for DR's one by one, and when Adam's turn comes he says, "She knows damn well those things always have something that sucks in them, why's she gotta be so GD stupid and open it?" He is swearing as he leaves the DR.
Since Porsche is his partner and the duo twist means he's safe from nominations, Adam doesn't say much when he reaches the backyard, but he does not look happy. The others are grumbling about the duo twist being back, and finally after a few minutes of this Porsche can take no more and explodes, "Quit your GD MFing b!tching, dammit. They flat out told me in the DR there was something good for me in both envelopes if I opened the box. What do you expect me to do?" Kalia says, "I expect you to be smart and not be so GD selfish and greedy and not open the GD thing." Porsche says, "Kalia, you never saw the f---ing day in your f---ing life that you were anything BUT selfish. Don't talk to me about being selfish." BB warns them not to talk about DR sessions, and Porsche explodes into a long tirade filled with every profanity she knows, then gives BB the finger through the cameras and storms inside.
None of that makes SeeBS of course, but when Porsche calls them in that evening for nominations, she still looks pi$$ed. She produces the Magic Cheese Wheel of Death, says the standard spiel but little else, and pulls Cassi's and Kalia's keys out of the wheel. She announces Jordan and Shelly as the nominees with a brief speech about how she didn't have much choice and in the end Pandora's Box made no difference in who she nominated, then she closes the ceremony. After some routine DR's in which the earlier anger is not mentioned by anyone and little of consequence is said, Porsche goes to the storage room and finds two big bottles of wine BB had told her were in there. She brings the wine out to the backyard, announces "I'm gonna get drunk as a skunk. Anybody wanna join me?", and they all get drunk and stupid, and by morning all the anger over Pandora's Box has been put behind them.