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Round Robin 2914 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
10-10-11, 04:31 PM (EST)
68. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Round..."
No sweat about the delay, BB. That'll happen sometimes.
On to the fun. None of the HG are looking forward to the expected endurance competition, since after the latest of many arguments involving Jeff, nobody wants to be around him OR each other any more than necessary. But an endurance competition it is, and when Jeff sees it, he says, "Well, if there's a week not to be in the HoH competition, this is it, because I can't win this damn thing anyway." The other 9 HG take their places, and the competition is on.
Figuring Jeff to have a much bigger target on his back than anybody else in the house after a week of maximally obnoxious behavior, Brendon decides not to stress himself trying to win a contest he has little chance to win, and comes off after 5 minutes. Evil D!ck comes down at 12 minutes, Adam drops at 15, Porsche's big boobs help cause her to lose her balance and drop at 24, Dominic falls off at 41, and Shelly drops off at the hour mark. This leaves Cassi, Kalia and Jordan. Knowing that if she doesn't win Jeff will be a target due to his behavior, Jordan starts offering deals, but Cassi sees right through it and says, "No dice, Jordan. Most of this house loves you, but after him acting like such a total jerkwad all week, I'm getting Jeff out if it costs me the game to do it, because I can't stand the sonofab!tch and don't want to spend one more minute in the house with him than I have to." Jeff, hearing this, reams her out and calls her several derogatory names, then Jordan says "Shut the f--- up, Jeff. It's gonna be hard enough to save your a$$, and you make it that much harder every f---ing time you run off at the mouth." Jeff starts yelling at her, and she says, "Fine. F--- you. If they want you out they can have you this week," and she jumps off at 1:05 and gets in his face and the other HG have to separate them. Cassi and Kalia talk this over for the next several minutes, neither one in any real trouble, and Kalia finally says, "I know where this is headed. If you agree not to nominate me this week, I'll not only give you this competition right now, I'll vote your way next Thursday." Cassi says, "Deal", and Kalia jumps down at 1:21, making Cassi the HoH.
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