Okay, here is the live eviction that begins Round 8:

Previously on Big Brother 13: What If? Dominic won his first HOH and set his sights on Dicque, with the aid of Cassi. He put up Adam & Dicque with the intent of getting one of them out of the house after making them and Jordan Have Nots. After Adam won the PoV competition and wisely took himself off the block, Dominic had to put up Jordan beside Dicque. Who will be evicted and thus begin the Fast-Forward round?

It's live double-eviction time now, and with no time to waste, the Chenbot welcomes us to the show in a pumpkin-colored outfit paired with bright turquoise earrings. As she rehashes the week over live shots of the houseguests, we see Dicque looking defiant and everyone else looking anywhere but at him.

The Chenbot reminds us that no one knows it's a double-eviction. But first -- the Chenbot tells us that with Dicque up against Jordan, he is trying a most unusual way to stick around instead of America's Sweetheart.

Jordan is upset about being backdoored and hopes that Dicque makes himself so nasty that everyone wants him to leave. But Dicque thinks that making himself extremely nasty might be his only way of surviving as nobody would want to vote for a jacka$$ like him if he made it to the finals.

Cassi reminds us that she's going to encourage Kalia and Porsche to vote out Dicque and leave Jordan for another time as she's less likely to win anything than Dicque. Dominic just hopes that Dicque leaves soon -- he doesn't know how much longer he can take Dicque's antics.

Back to the action! An extremely testy several days between Dominic and Evil D1ck begins. It gets to the point where Dominic spends as much time as possible holed up in the HoH Room and D1ck is ordered by BB not to go up there, under penalty of getting a penalty vote assessed against him if he does.

At one point or another every one of the other 6 HG tells D1ck he's acting like an a$$hole (even sweet little Jordan uses the word a$$hole when she tells him), and D1ck tells them all, most not very politely, that he doesn't give a f--- what they think.

Jordan in a DR session the night before the vote says, "I might not be too bright, but I'm not as dumb as I seem, and I won this game once too, and I think D1ck is trying to make the final by being so miserable that everybody wants to take him to the end as a finals goat. Well, I've been talking to all these people a lot since the PoV meeting, and I can tell you it ain't gonna work. I've been assured of that."

Jordan goes straight from the DR to the backyard, finds D1ck sitting there alone, and tells him the same thing she told the DR. He says, "So what if I am trying that tactic? If I don't try something I'm gonna go down five-oh and you know it, and I prefer to go nuclear rather than just be Mr. Nice Guy and give up."

Jordan says, "Well, when you get to the jury house and Jeff finds out about the dirty tactics you used to try to get me evicted, things might not be too pleasant for you. You know how Jeff can be." D1ck says, "So what? If he does anything to me I'll sue his a$$."

We then see Dicque in the Diary Room explaining that he's got to try something and he's not the type to be Mr. Nice Guy and just give up. We then see Adam, Jordan and Shelly holed up in the Have Not room while Cassi, Dominic, Kalia and Porsche are all holed up in the HOH room.

Once Dicque leaves the DR, he heads straight to the Have Not room, prompting Adam, Jordan and Shelly to take refuge in the HOH room. As Cassi reassures Jordan that she won't have to be stuck with Dicque for long, Dicque is seen packing his bags. He clearly knows what's coming.

Then the Chenbot greets the trembling, nervous houseguests. She tells them that Jeff won't be alone for long and Dicque is the first to get it. He says, "Well, at least Jeff will get a buffer between me and him." It's time for the Fast-Forward round to begin.

Dicque stands up and gives a real nasty speech because he feels it's better to go down fighting than just to be Mr. Nice Guy and give up. Jordan says that she loves everyone, even Dicque, and hopes that they all realize it and votes to keep her. If not, at least she'll see Jeff soon.

With that, it's time to vote. As expected, Cassi votes to evict Dicque as does Porsche. Shelly also happily votes to evict Dicque and makes it official that Dicque is going. Kalia and Adam make the vote unanimous.

Chenbot: By a vote of 5-0, Dicque, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Dicque gets up but doesn't hug anyone and nobody offers to hug him. Instead, he waves good-bye to all of them and takes the walk of shame to join the Chenbot. As he sits down, the others all hug Jordan while expressing their relief that Dicque is finally out of the house.

Chenbot asks him about his behavior this week, and Dicque confirms it was a tactic and that he knew it was a huge long shot, but that he was sure that Jordan would beat him five-zero if he did the normal campaigning, so he decided to take the gamble. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work.

The good-bye messages are brief and short. Dominic vents and there is a lot of bleeping of his message. The same goes for Kalia and Shelly's messages. Cassi simply says that she wanted him gone because he'd won the game despite being nasty. She hopes Daniele feels better. Dicque appreciates that.

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Okay, Dicque is gone and I'm happy about it. Next up is the HOH competition as well as the nominations. I'll take votes until tomorrow. In the first vote, the person with the most votes will be the HOH and the competition is "Before and After." The next vote will be for the nominees and the two people with the most votes in that one will be the nominees.