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96. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Roun..."
As the HG reenter the house after the PoV competition, they find cans of sardines and stalks of broccoli on the table, along with a note explaining that these were the items America had chosen for this week's have-nots to eat along with their slop. D!ck says, "They went easy on us, Adam. That could have been a lot worse." Adam says' "I wonder what the alternatives were?" "Probably something awful like limburger cheese," says D!ck. "Or fried liver", says Adam. "Fried liver ain't bad if the cook knows what the hell he's doing", says D!ck. "But it ain't bacon", says Adam. The 2 of them quickly disappear with their stuff into the Have-not room and begin a little plotting.
Cassi, Porsche and Kalia go up to the HoH Room to hang out. Porsche says, "Well, Cassi, what're you gonna do?" "It's a no-brainer", says Cassi, "I made a promise, and it's a promise that's to my advantage to keep." "Well, when you do, everybody in the place knows what I'm gonna do", says Kalia, "I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know who I've gotta get outta here to up my chances in this game, and his name starts with a J." "Yeah, it's the old split-up-the-power-couples deal you always see in these TV games", says Cassi, "and this game is no different. Then after we get rid of Jeff, we gotta get rid of Jordan too, because Jeff would be a sure vote for Jordan."
Jeff, Jordan and Shelly gather in the dining room while Dominic hits the shower. Jeff says, "This setup is pretty obvious. Five'll get you ten Cassi will pull D!ck off the block. Then the standard play will be to put me up and split us up, then take Jordan out later." Jordan says bitterly, "A lotta imagination it takes to do that." "No, that's the right play," says Jeff, "This ain't rocket science. But what I have to do before that PoV meeting tomorrow is try to sell Cassi that D!ck is too good of a schemer to leave in the game and she needs to leave him up and vote him out. If she wants to put me up she can go ahead and do it, but if she pulls D!ck off the block she's likely to regret it."
Jeff heads up to the HoH Room where he finds Cassi with Porsche and Kalia. He makes his sales pitch, then the next morning he sees Cassi in the kitchen and makes the sales pitch again. It falls on deaf ears. The usual outdoor lockdown is called, and it sets a record for shortness, as despite the producers' pleas in the DR for Cassi to leave the popular Jeff in the game, Cassi says, "I've got my mind made up. Let's get on with it." She goes to the back yard and summons the other HG to the living room for the PoV meeting. Cassi does allow the nominees to make sales pitches on camera, and Jordan makes the same sales pitch Jeff did. For the final time it falls on deaf ears, as Cassi vetoes D!ck's nomination, and Kalia replaces him on the block with Jeff. The meeting ends in the usual manner, then business quickly picks up in the DR, where Evil D!ck calls them all idiots for taking him down and says they''ll all pay the price, starting next week, and Jeff calls them all idiots and says they just handed D!ck 500 grand on a silver platter. After they all do their DR's, they scatter throughout the house, and scheming and plotting quickly resumes.
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