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Round Robin 2914 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
11-03-11, 09:48 PM (EST)
108. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Roun..."
After the exchange of unpleasantries after the veto meeting and the nasty DR's on both sides, an extremely testy several days between Dominic and Evil D1ck begins. It gets to the point where Dominic spends as much time as possible holed up in the HoH Room and D1ck is ordered by BB not to go up there, under penalty of getting a penalty vote assessed against him if he does. At one point or another every one of the other 6 HG tells D1ck he's acting like an a$$hole (even sweet little Jordan uses the word a$$hole when she tells him), and D1ck tells them all, most not very politely, that he doesn't give a f--- what they think. Jordan in a DR session the night before the vote says, "I might not be too bright, but I'm not as dumb as I seem, and I won this game once too, and I think D1ck is trying to make the final by being so miserable that everybody wants to take him to the nd as a finals goat. Well, I've been talking to all these people a lot since the PoV meeting, and I can tell you it ain't gonna work. I've been assured of that." Jordan goes straight from the DR to the backyard, finds D1ck sitting there alone, and tells him the same thing she told the DR. He says, "So what if I am trying that? If I don't try something I'm gonna go down five-oh and you know it, and I prefer to go nuclear rather than just be Mr. Nice Guy and give up." Jordan says, "Well, whn you get to the jury house and Jeff finds out about the dirty tactics you used to try to get me evicted, things might not be too pleasant for you. You know how Jeff can be." D1ck says, "So what? If he does anything to me I'll sue his a$$."
The next morning, BB thinks better of the usual HoH Room lockdown in view of the tension surrounding D1ck. They call him to the DR while the other HG hole up in the HoH Room or the Have-not Room, and they let the TV setup work drag on about twenty minutes longer than usual. Once they let D1ck out of the DR he goes straight to the Have-not Room and packs his bag, knowing what's coming.
The live show starts live at the appointed hour, and Chenbot informs the HG they have a busy night ahead, as tonight is Big Brother Fast Forward, with a new set of nominations, PoV and a second eviction set to follow the first eviction. She quickly gets down to business, talking to the HG, then a short package of highlights and DR'S is shown, then a very brief HoH Room interview with Dominic takes place, then while he is going back downstairs Daniele, who is home, is interviewed live and Chenbot asks her what she thinks of her dad's behavior this week. She says, "Unfortunately, that's par for the course for my dad. We probably won't be speaking again after I tell him how much he embarrassed us all this week." Then the live vote is held, and to no one's surprise D1ck gets evicted five-zero. He takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot, and no one shakes his hand on the way ou and little is said. Chenbot asks him about his behavior this week, and D1ck confirms it was a tactic and that he knew it was a huge longshot, but that he was sure that Jordan would beat him five-zero if he did the normal campaigning, so he decided to take the gamble. The goodbye messages are uniformly unpleasant, most of them have to be bleeped, and after they end CBS runs a bunch of commercials and quickly returns to the house to resume the night's activities.
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