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After the second eviction of the night, the remaining six HG are just lounging around the house, since they are locked in while the HoH competition is prepared. They watch Dominic's picture turn black and white on the memory wall, then scatter about the house to rest before the HoH competition. As the others go elsewhere, Jordan and Shelly linger near the table, and Jordan says, "What a time to be ineligible for the HoH. As sure as God made little green apples, I'm gonna get put up." Shelly says, "Probably you and me both, since I suck at competitions."
In the bedroom, Adam and the Three Amigas are already talking nominations, despite not yet knowing who will be the new HoH. Adam says, "I love Jordan, she's the sweetest thing in the world, but if we want any of us four to win the money, we gotta get her outta this house, the sooner the better." "America will hate our guts if we do," says Porsche. "Screw America", says Kalia, "Half of them hate the three of us girls for having big boobs, and they probably hate Adam too, for playing with Evil D1ck till he got booted tonight." "I'd have loved for D1ck to still be here, but he became a liability to me for acting like such an ##### and had to go", says Adam, "and if Jordan hadn't of won HoH I'd have tried to get her out too." They continue on in this vein till BBAD comes on, then the HG get summoned to the backyard for the HoH competition.
Since Jordan is outgoing HoH and the Chenbot has gone home for the night, Jordan is pressed into service as the host for the HoH competition. With the previous HoH having had to be a quickie due to the double eviction, this one is a bit more physical, and that plays right into Porsche's hand as she wins it with Cassi placing a close second. As Jordan says, "Congratulations, Porsche, you are the new HoH" and hands over the key, a riotous celebration breaks out as Kalia and Cassi mob Porsche. Adam gestures towards Jordan and Shelly and says, "Two of us three, you know that", and the HG all head inside to clean up and do some DR's.
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