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Round Robin 2914 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
11-11-11, 04:06 PM (EST)
129. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Fina..."
I remember what this PoV was. This is gonna be good...
After the nominations and the post-nomination DR's, Cassi and Porsche adjourn to the HoH Room while Adam and Shelly talk in the backyard and Kalia remained in the kitchen stuffing her face. Up in the privacy of the HoH Room, Cassi turns on the HoH Room monitor and turn the channel to Kalia stuffing her face in the kitchen. Cassi says, "It would take VERY little provocation right now for me to put up Kalia instead of Adam. If she even so much as looks at me the wrong way, she's going up." Porsche says, "But if you did that, why wouldn't you leave Adam up instead of Shelly?" "Adam isn't worth a $hit in endurance competitions, which Part 1 of the final HoH always is. I want him in the final 3 because he's a guaranteed loss in Part 1. And either of us has a good chance to kill him in Part 2 no matter what it is," says Cassi. "So Kalia'a out before the final no matter what?" says Porsche. "That's the plan," says Cassi, "Fake boobs rule!"
In the backyard Shelly says, "I am so doomed. Cassi seems to have her mind made up no matter what happens." "Don't give up," says Adam, "Cassi and Porsche don't like Kalia any more than we do, and neither do the DR people. If Kalia has a brain f@rt at the wrong time and says or does the wrong thing, I don't think it would take much for Cassi to put her up if one of us wins PoV. She likes Porsche a whole lot better than Kalia, and if one of us wins PoV I'm almost sure Kalia's going up."
The HG wake up the next morning to find themselves locked out of the backyard and construction noises coming from there. Adam says to the others in the kitchen, "Sounds like they're building a pretty big set out there. Pretty heavy duty poV coming up, I think." Cassi pauses a moment, listening, and says one word: "OTEV." Shelly listens for a few seconds and says, "I think you're right, I think it's OTEV. They usually have one, and we haven't had ours yet."
About midafternoon the lockdown is lifted, and the HG go out for the PoV competition, and OTEV it is, in the form of a giant shark. The voice coming out of OTEV explains the rules, which are the standard rules for OTEV, then OTEV asks the first question: "Bring me the HG who was the first former winner evicted from the BB house this season." All five HG find the colored pie plates with D1ck's name on them, but Adam hipchecks Kalia aside on the way to OTEV, prompting an explosion of profanity from Kalia. All of them are right of course, and as the last one back Kalia is out. Next OTEV asks "Who was the first HG to leave the house?" Adam and Shelly both remember Daniele, who left first due to the flu. Porsche is third back but had Keith's pie plate instead, and Cassi had Daniele's, so Porsche was eliminated. The next question from OTEV is "Who did Jeff beat in a competition to get back in the house after his first eviction?" They all remember that it was Brendon, but Shelly is the last one back and is out. Finally OTEV asks "Who was the HG who nominated Adam and D1ck together as HoH?" They both remember that Dominic had done that, but Adam finds a Dominic plate first and comes back to OTEV before Cassi has even found the plate. Adam shows the plate to OTEV, who says "Congratulations, Adam. You have won the Power of Veto." As he grabs the medallion from the peg where it is hanging, Kalia says, "Good job, you cheating son of a b1tch." Adam is not happy to be called that, but only calls her a sore loser as he passes her on his way into the house. In the DR Kalia rants and raves about Adam's hipcheck, while when Adam is in there and is informed that that is what she says he did, he says, "Sure I hipchecked that overstuffed hippopotamus out of the way. I'm not letting that fat obnoxious pig get between me and a shot at 500 G's, no way, nohow. And if I have to, I'll do it all over again." While he's in the DR saying that, Kalia has a fight with Cassi, who tells her off in no uncertain terms, and things remain frosty for the rest of the night.
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