Your comments are so funny that I'm going to put them in my account of the HOH results, Round Robin. Anyway, here are the results:

After Rachel is evicted, everyone (even Brendon) exhales a huge sigh of relief. "Thank God she's gone!" Cassi says. "She was a total nightmare!"

"I totally agree!" Dicque says. "If she'd stayed around, I'd have lost my sanity!"

"I wonder how she's dealing with her interview with Julie," Adam wonders.

"Probably not well," Brendon admits. "She wanted to be back so bad! You should have voted me out instead!"

"If Rachel hadn't been crazy, I probably would have led the charge to vote you out," Dominic admits.

"What did you say in your good-bye message?" asked Porsche. "I said that I wish she'd been nicer. If she had been, she might still be here."

"I said that I was glad she was gone and hoped she'd get a lot of help," said Shelly. "She needs it."

"Yeah," Lawon said. "I said that her time here was a total nightmare for all of us. It got so bad I couldn't be in the same room with her."

"You and a lot of other people," Jeff notes. "The last few days were pure hell for me and I let her know that."

"Me too," said Jordan. "I don't like saying anything nasty about people, but Rachel got on my last nerve and it felt so good to vent in the good-bye message."

"I hope they didn't show all of what I said to her," Brendon admits. "If they did, I might not have a fiancee at the end of the show."

"You'd be much better off," said Kalia. "Hey, do you hear something out there?"

They all listen and hear sounds of a huge ruckus going on. They all wonder what's going on but don't have long to worry as they are all herded outside to take part in the HOH competition.

Chenbot: Attention, houseguests, the power is up for grabs. Cassi, as the outgoing HOH, you are not eligible to compete. Dicque, Kalia and Brendon, you all have the Golden Key so you too are ineligible. Tonight's HOH competition is called "Big Brother Online." Viewers were asked a series of questions and you must answer how you think America voted. Get the answer right and you move on. Get it wrong, and you are eliminated. The last person left standing will be the new HOH. Question #1: According to America, which houseguest would they rather get mouth-to-mouth from –- Jeff or Brendon?

All the contestants choose Jeff.

Chenbot: The answer is Jeff. Everybody got it right so everybody moves on. Question #2: Which houseguest is more likely to warm the pool with something more than their charm –-Adam or Kalia? (Everyone, including Adam, guesses Adam.) Everyone guessed Adam. Everyone got it right. Question #3: Who is more likely to steal someone’s lover, Cassi or Porsche?

Everyone except Dominic guesses Porsche.

Chenbot: The correct answer is -- Porsche. Dominic, you said Cassi. You got it wrong. You have been eliminated. Please sit down. (Dominic looks mad as he sits down.) Question #4: Which houseguest is more likely to save someone from a burning building, Brendon or Shelly? (Everyone except Porsche chooses Brendon.) The correct answer is Brendon. Porsche, you got it wrong and have been eliminated.

Porsche sits down beside Dominic, looking sad.

Chenbot: Question #5: Which houseguest would America rather see spend the entire summer wearing a bikini –- Porsche or Cassi? (Only Jeff & Jordan vote for Cassi. The others vote for Porsche.) The correct answer is -- Cassi. Only Jeff & Jordan got it right. Only they move on.

Dominic looks shocked as the other newbies sit down and Porsche doesn't look pleased, maybe because the answer hurt her ego. Cassi also looks a little surprised.

Chenbot: Question #6: Who would America rather cheat off of on a test -- Jordan or Lawon? (Both Jeff & Jordan reveal their answer.) The correct answer is -- Jordan. You both said Lawon and both of you were wrong. (Jeff & Jordan look shocked.) So question #7: Who is more likely to go seriously bananas in the Big Brother house –- Adam or Dominic?

Jeff chooses Adam while Jordan chooses Dominic.

Chenbot: The correct question is -- Adam. Congratulations Jeff, you are the new HOH!

Jeff cheers and hugs Jordan as Cassi happily gives him the key. Everyone comes up to congratulate Jeff & Jordan, even Dominic although his congratulations are half-hearted.

In the living room, Jeff is congratulated on winning the HOH competition and Jordan is told that she's safe. Brendon is also congratulated on securing the Golden Key. But Brendon is totally despondent and just wants to leave.

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Okay, Jeff is the new HOH and Jordan is safe. Now it's time for the luxury competition -- which means Jordan won't be on slop this week, much to her delight. So, who should win the luxury competition? I'll take votes until tonight and the person with the most votes will win the luxury competition. Of course Dicque, Kalia and Brendon can't take part but all the others can.