Okay, here are the eviction results and the HOH results:

With all of the pre-show business taken care of, it’s time to get to the vote. As always, the nominees get one final plea. Shelly says that she loves everyone except Kalia and hopes they put her out of her misery, either by getting rid of Kalia or by getting rid of Shelly herself.

Kalia directs her speech at each of the other three potential voters (with Cassi voting in the event of a tie). She tells Adam to stop playing like a fan and start playing like an All-Star. She then urges Porsche and Cassi to remain loyal to her as a fellow amiga.

With that, it’s time for the vote. Porsche votes for Shelly as part of a secret agreement with Adam to make Cassi look like the bad guy. Adam then votes for Kalia, forcing a tie. Cassi looks surprised when she finds out that there was a tie but she has had enough of Kalia so she votes to evict Kalia.

Kalia takes the walk of shame with surprisingly little fanfare and complaining and a minimum of hugs. When she gets to the Chenbot, she is asked what made her think she could get away with doing so much fighting with everybody in the house.

Kalia says, "At that point I didn't give a damn anymore. I didn't expect to make the finals anyway unless it was as somebody's goat, and of the four people still in there at least three of them if not all four would hand me my head on a silver platter before the jury even if I wasn't such a witch. At that point I stopped giving a $hit and didn't take anything off any of them." The goodbye messages are shown, and Kalia is ripped new holes by all four of them.

Back inside the house, the contestants have watched Kalia's picture fade to black and white. Cassi says, "All right, you two, what's with the tie vote? I know both of you hate Kalia with a passion, what were you up to?"

Adam says, "I won't say who voted for who, in case the cameras and mikes pick it up, but I'll be flat out honest with you, that was arranged." "When?" says Cassi. "During the first commercial break," says Adam. "The idea was to make you break a tie and pi$$ Kalia off at you without her knowing which of us to blame. It was a pure jury move, on the expectation that you'll make the final."

"Was pi$$ing her off all week part of the plan too?" "Not all we said was, a lot of it was honest," says Adam, "but I've been thinking about this move for weeks along with Porsche." Cassi just shakes her head and says, "I'll keep my eyes on you two."

It’s almost time for the HOH competition, but first (had to get one in before the Chenbot said it), we are introduced once again to the fortune teller machine in the purple room. We go back into the house and watch as a passing Porsche is caught off guard by the machine laughing. It tells her to gather all the houseguests before her.

With everyone excitedly crammed into the room, the fortune teller introduces itself, then starts launching into some weird predictions for the future. Once she’s done, she rudely tells the houseguests to leave her presence. This process repeats constantly throughout the entire night. The machine laughs, everyone wakes up and rushes to the machine, it gives the latest prediction, and they all go back to bed.

Among the predictions is an assertion that Jeff will wander the streets of Chicago muttering “Clown shoe!”; that Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester and that Brendon will cure Athlete’s Foot, an ailment that has plagued him his entire life. Also, Keith will host a dating game show, but it will be cancelled after he tries to date all 29 female contestants.

This leads us into the HOH competition, appropriately entitled “Big Brother Fortune Teller.” The Chenbot will offer six statements about the fortunes. The houseguests must choose (via their multiple choice triangles) whether the statement is true or false. Whoever has the most points wins.

Question #1: Jeff will be “last seen wandering the streets of Chicago, muttering the words, ‘Clown shoes.’” Everyone chooses “False” and everyone is right. The machine said “clown shoe,” not “clown shoes.”

Question #2: Brendon will discover “the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life – Athlete’s Foot.” Adam and Porsche earn a point by guessing “True.”

Question #3: "Rachel will give birth to a nine-pound, six-ounce bouncing baby boy, naming it Bookie Junior after its proud father." Adam and Shelly guess it to be true and Adam pulls into the lead with 3 points.

Question #4: Keith’s new dating show will be short-lived after he “tried to date all 29 contestants.” Adam and Porsche score again with “False.” The fortune specified that the 29 contestants were all females (as far as we know, Keith has no desire to hit on male contestants).

Question #5: “Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazines with the headline, ‘The DOM-inator.’” Again, we didn’t hear this one on the show, but the answer is “False.” Apparently the headline was “Total DOM-ination.” Adam and Shelly get this one right and Adam is two points ahead of the others.

Question #6: Evel ##### will “legally change his name from ‘Evel #####’ to ‘Old St. #####.’” Again, we didn’t get to see this one on the show. The answer is “False,” as the fortune teller never mentioned the word “legally.”

Chenbot: Adam, you answered false. That is correct. With a perfect 6 for 6, congratulations, Adam. You are the new HOH!

Adam flashes the heavy metal devil horns and lets out a long overdue victory grunt. But otherwise he is subdued when he takes the HOH key from Cassi.

When Shelly asks why he isn't getting excited he says, "Because A. I just put Cassi on a spot with that tie move and don't want to gloat about anything right now, and B. the HoH isn't the big deal at final 4 anyway, it's the PoV. And Cassi is such a challenge machine I figure she'll probably win it."

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Okay, Kalia is gone (and I wouldn't have wanted her around much beyond that point anyway), and Adam is the new HOH. I want you to decide who the nominees will be and who the PoV winner will be. I'll take votes and the first two people with the most votes will be the new nominees while the next one with the most votes will be the PoV winner. We have only two more rounds till the finals, so make your votes count!