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Round Robin 2914 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
11-05-11, 03:08 AM (EST)
111. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Roun..."
Belle Book, you didn't think I was gonna vote to save D1ck, did ya? The whole point of this thread is to see how BB13 might have turned out if they had played a smarter game, and keeping Evil D1ck would most definitely NOT have been smart.
While D1ck is talking to the Chenbot and being shown the goodbye messages, the seven surviving HG breathe a sigh of relief. Kalia says, "Thank God" after the door closes, and Dominic replies, "Amen, sister." There isn't much small talk, as they know with a double elim going on there will only be a few minutes to relax. When they weren't avoiding or participating in all the fighting and arguing, most of the HG had played some quiz games like who-did-what and that kind of thing because they knew the HoH comp between evictions would have to be something quick like a question comp. And they are right, as when they are sent out to the backyard they find the setup for the Before and After competition that shows up in most BB's.
As outgoing HoH, Dominic is ineligible, so that leaves six HG fighting for the critical short-reign HoH position that is pivotal in Fast Forward nights. Porsche senses that she's not in a lot of danger and prefers to be HoH the next week when she can enjoy it for a full week and try to set up the Final Six the way she wants, so she throws the opening question, and Adam has just forgotten the order and misses it. With Cassi, Shelly, Kalia and Jordan remaining, they all get the next two questions right, then Kalia misses the fourth question and Shelly, who badly wanted the win, misses the fifth. The sixth question was about Jeff and Jordan, and Jordan got it right while Cassi blew it, and Jordan became the short-term HoH.
After a quick commercial break, the Chenbot summons the HG to the living room since there's no time to do the MAgic Cheese Wheel of Death tonight, and she asks Jordan to stand and make her nominations. Jordan, with no time to ponder but knowing who are in her opinion the biggest risks to her, gives a quick spiel about how tough a competitors thay are and says, "I nominate Dominic and Cassi for eviction tonight." As they take their seats, the Chenbot quickly summons them all back to the backyard, where the PoV competition is set to take place, and another commercial takes place.
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