LAST EDITED ON 11-09-11 AT 07:49 PM (EST)

Oh, you're gonna get some jury house stuff all right. I wouldn't dream of not having that in there.

They start the live eviction show with a rehash of the PoV competition and meeting. Included in this are DR sessions with all the HG. Adam says that he loves Jordan to death but he has to get her out or she'll hand somebody their head on a platter in front of the jury. Kalia is happy as hell the last veteran is going out the door and makes no bones about it. Cassi says she hates to get rid of Jordan and hopes to be friends with her outside the house, but she needs the 500 G's bigtime so Jordan has to go.

The Chenbot interviews the HG in the living room, and both she and they pretend like the HG's getting pi$$ed off over the Pandora's Box never happened. Then SeeBS runs a bunch of commercials and they come back to a shot of Jeff sitting under a parasol by the pool at the jury house, reading. Evil D1ck shows up, and Jeff says, "I didn't expect to see you here next. What in the hell happened?" "Dominic got HoH," says D1ck, "and the little ba$tard put me up with Adam, then Adam won PoV and took himself down and that little turd Dominic put Jordan up beside me." D1ck goes on to tell the whole story honestly about his attempts to make himself so hated that somebody would take him to the final as a goat and about his ugly fights with Dominic, but instead of Jeff getting pi$$ed at him for campaigning so hard against Jordan, he just shakes his head with a grin on his face and says, "Boy, D1ck, you're a real piece of work. What was the vote?" "Five-oh," says D1ck, "same as it would have been if I campaigned like a gentleman. Complete failure. They didn't fall for a bit of it." "Boy, I can't wait to see this," says Jeff. "You'll have to," says D1ck, "There was a double eviction, and the next evictee will have the DVD."

About then the next limo pulls up and Dominic arrives. D1ck says, "Holy $hit, you got me, now you're here. Who got you?" "Jordan was HoH," says Dominic, "Vote was four-zero. They were all scared crapless I was gonna go on a competition run." They all go inside and D!ck and Dominic dump their stuff in bedrooms, then Dominic brings out the DVD and they all watch it, with Jeff and Dominic laughing their a$$e$ off at D1ck's obnoxious behavior. "Classic Evil D1ck", says Jeff. At the end of it D1ck says, "I'm gonna tell you guys something. If Jordan isn't in the next limo, she's gonna win the damn game. They've gotta get her outta there or she's gonna go on a run and win everything. I tried to tell those damn fools that but they wouldn't listen, so as you saw, I went nuclear. If they let her get in the final, she's gonna get my vote, and the rest of them are gonna get the biggest damn "I told you so" in the history of BB."

Back at the BB house, though, the HG are fully aware of the need to get Jordan out. After a brief HoH Room interview with Porsche, all the HG reassemble in the living room, the usual sales pitches are made, then the live voting begins. First Adam, then Kalia, then Cassi all give somewhat insincere "We're sorry we gotta do this" speeches, then they all vote to evict Jordan, and she loses three-zero. She hugs them all and takes the walk of shame, and while she's on the way out to riotous cheers so loud the HG in the house can hear them, as soon as the door closes Adam says, "Thank God we got her out. Now the rest of us have a chance." Out in the studio the Chenbot interview is the usual sort of BS, and Jordan is too modest to tell the real truth when Chenbot asks why she thought they evicted her, which is that she would have beaten any of them seven-zero in front of the jury. Meanwhile the HG inside nervously await the next HoH competition, which comes up immediately after the next commercial break.