The Fast-Forward round will be after the upcoming eviction and after the eviction that ends the Fast-Forward round, we'll have Pandora's Box. With that, here are the results:We flash back to the blue-toned past to once again watch Dominic make his nominations. Once the ceremony is adjourned, we get the guitar riff to color and hear the usual commentary from the peanut gallery.
Diary Room Dicque isn't surprised by his nominations. He vows to win the PoV and get back at Dominic and Cassi. Adam thinks he'll be safe if the nominations remain the same as Dicque is stronger in challenges, more strategic and a former winner, but Adam doesn't want to rely on others to save him -- he wants to save himself.
Dominic is delighted with his nominations. He knows that at least one person in the alliance between Adam and Dicque will be going home and he wants it to be Dicque. Jordan is shocked that she isn't on the block, but she's not complaining either. She hopes the nominations remain the same.
Immediately after the nomination ceremony, we find Adam and Dicque eating a bowl of slop in the kitchen. Dicque jokingly asks Adam what it feels like to be on the block, since up until now, they were two of three who had never been nominated (the other one being Porsche).
Adam says that it's awful, but he's seen people react badly to nominations, especially Rachel, and he has no intention of making an a$$ of himself. Dicque later goes into the Have Not room and talks to Jordan, who is still in a state of shock that she wasn't nominated.
Out on the couches, Kalia and Porsche are chatting happily over the nominations. They are thrilled that Adam and Dicque have been nominated. However, they both sober up as Kalia realizes that Dicque could become unsufferable and resurrect his pots-and-pans banging routine late at night.
Porsche notes that if Dicque resurrects such a routine, he'll only be safe if he wins the PoV. If he doesn't, he's a goner. Kalia agrees, adding, "Then we must make certain that he doesn't win the PoV!" Porsche agrees, adding that Dicque needs to go home very soon!
Later in the kitchen, Dicque and Jordan are getting some food when Dominic walks in. Dicque starts needling Dominic, saying that Dominic is controlled by three women, only one of whom has enough brains to compete with Dicque. He doesn't say who that one is, but Dominic seems to guess who.
Dominic denies that Kalia and Porsche control him and adds that at least Cassi is a nice young woman, unlike Dicque. Jordan quickly takes her leave as Dicque gets into a fierce argument with Dominic, with both guys looking like total jacka$$es, although Dicque looks worse than Dominic.
Dominic decides in private not to let Dicque's shenanigans get to him but as soon as he walks outside, he admits to Cassi and Kalia that he's ready to punch Dicque in the face. Cassi urges him to just walk away and not let Dicque make him look like an a$$. And that's when Dicque walks out.
Dicque continues needling Dominic but instead of yelling back at Dicque, Dominic decides to follow Cassi's advice and walks back inside. Dicque tries to follow Dominic but Cassi gets in between the two guys. Then she and Kalia leave, with steam coming out of Dicque's ears.
With that, it’s now time to pick the players for the POV competition. As always, the HOH and nominees will randomly select the other contestants. Dominic gets "Houseguest's Choice" and picks Cassi. Dicque picks Porsche and Adam picks Shelly. Kalia gets chosen to host.
Out in the back yard, we get a moment of comedy as it’s time for Jordan to lose her unitard, which means she’s about to do a strip tease. Adam’s all for the idea of Jordan stripping (I defy any man to not be), though he admits that he figured Porsche would be the first to do so.
The strip tease itself is very cute. Adam and Cassi each get one of Jordan’s fuzzy pink slippers, Dicque gets the “Dunce” beanie because it’s Daniele's birthday, Shelly gets the tutu wrapped around her neck, and Dominic gets the entire unitard flung at him when Jordan finally takes it off. Jordan is fully clothed underneath, but everyone has a good time.
Dicque complains in the DR that the draw went about as poorly as it could have for him. Jordan whines that she can't get a break and that it really sucks having to sit out what could be a critical PoV contest for her chances in the game. Adam gripes that the three choices all either are against him or suck at competitions, so he's totally screwed.
In two more confessionals, Kalia claims, "Four veterans down and two to go, as well as two newbies on their side!" Dominic is ready for whatever happens.
After a commercial break, the door to the storage room opens, and out steps the infamous Zingbot 3000. Everyone is excited to see Big Brother’s favorite insult comic enter the house, so they all rush down to meet it -- even Dicque, even though he's grumbling as he does so.
With everyone in the kitchen, the Zingbot officially introduces itself. Apparently it's a lady in the suit. Cassi says that at least Rachel was evicted before the Zingbot showed up since it would be way too easy to make fun of Rachel. The Zingbot doesn't reply to that.
The first target is Dominic. "Hey, Dominic! Let me know when you get lucky with a woman!" A lot of people are surprised to learn that Dominic is a virgin. Then the Zingbot turns and asks, Porsche, shouldn’t you be named after a car with a roomier trunk?”
Cassi is up next and is zinged for being a model, and Cassi has to admit that she's a model. Next, Dicque is asked if he was born nasty or just acts that way on television. Next -- “Adam, good call shaving your beard. I think your girlfriend didn’t realize she was dating Uncle Fester!”
Then we hear the Zingbot say, “Shelly, what do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt, and fish? A dude!" Afterwards it says, “Kalia, you write a sex blog, but you seem to be an expert on the things done after sex… like sleeping!” Kalia isn't very amused.
Finally, “Hey Jordan (this should be good), the only reason Jeff hasn’t proposed yet is because he knows you’re terrible at answering questions!” Jordan takes it in stride, saying that at least her relationship isn't as dysfunctional as that of Radon, which makes everyone laugh.
With that, it’s time for the Veto competition. Everyone heads outside, where the back yard is decorated like a robotics lab. Dicque gets in a zinger of his own as he notes that Rachel may have fancied herself a scientists but “Unless scientists serve mai tais, she’s just a waitress.”
Since Kalia is the official host of the competition, Zingbot gives her the card to read. Here’s how the competition will work. Apparently Zingbot wants a wife, so each player has an incomplete robot frame. They must use puzzle pieces to cover up all exposed areas on all four sides of said frame. Once they’re done, they must attach arms and a head, then hit the buzzer. First one to correctly assemble the fembot wins.
And they’re off! Everyone rushes to grab their pieces, but once they start assembling, the strategies start to unfold. Dicque and Dominic want to win, but they’re having a lot of trouble finding pieces that fit. Porsche and Shelly are throwing this one as they aren't in any danger.
Adam and Cassi are the only ones employing a real strategy -- the same one, in fact. They both take pieces with the most holes and find the spots where the pieces line up. They then use the pieces as bases to properly line other pieces around the parts they use. However, Adam is out in front.
Dicque finally begins making progress, but Adam is way ahead of him and is pulling ahead of Cassi. Most of the players instead seem to use the time to think up zingers for the diary room. Most of them are directed at Adam and Kalia, and relate to them being experts at dating objects that require assembly and chargers. But then one finishes:
Kalia: Congratulations, Adam! You have won the Power of Veto!
Adam cheers as he receives the medallion. In post-competition DR's Adam thanks his lucky stars he won this one, Dicque compains about how screwed he is because Dominic will now probably put up Jordan, Jordan complains that she's probably the one who's screwed because she's gonna get backdoored, and Dominic says that wasn't so bad because now it's gonna be former winner vs. former winner.
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Okay, Adam has won the PoV and will probably use it. Now I want you to decide who will replace him -- Jordan or Shelly. I'll take votes until tomorrow and the person with the most votes will be the replacement nominee.