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Later that night after the PoV meeting, D!ck and Adam are huddling in the Have-not Room. They have formed an unstated, cross-sides two-man alliance, one that is getting surprisingly little attention from the other HG. D!ck says, "Do these people not know their BB history? I am simply shocked that Cassi took me off the block. Why would they pull a former winner who could scheme the dress off a princess off the block? I don't understand these fools." Adam says, "I think they've been watching too much Survivor, and maybe too many old BB shows too. They fear that the known couple will vote together, and in favor of each other if one is on the jury and the other makes the final, so they think they can't risk leaving Jeff and Jordan in the house. Your game was four years ago, and I don't think some of these people remember how good a schemer you are. They might remember you as a total jerk, and I think that overshadows your scheming abilities to the point they forget how good a player you were." "I wasn't that good", says D!ck, "I was in there with a bunch of knuckleheads. They couldn't have got out of a paper bag if you gave them a knife."
Out in the backyard, Jeff says to Jordan, "These jokers are the most myopic bunch of idiots I've ever seen in my life. All these boneheads can see is "Break up the power couple, get rid of a tough competitor, get rid of a short-fused a$$hole. Meanwhile there's a bigger a$$hole down there in the damn Have-not Room who's the worst conniver who ever set foot in the BB house, and who won his season DESPITE being the biggest a$$hole in the history of BB. Buncha dumba$$es." Shelly says, "Jeff, D!ck doesn't have any help since Daniele get sick, but you have the other former winner in the house with you, and she's so sweet nobody wants to hurt her feelings, so they want you out so they don't have to hurt Jordan." "No help, my a$$," says Jeff, "D!ck's down there in the Have-not Room right now scheming up a storm with Adam, the biggest Evil D!ck fan there is. Don't these people see this?" Jordan says, "Those three dummies up in the HoH Room right now can't see past their own faces and boobs in the mirror. I always see them looking in it. I don't think they remember Chima from two years ago, let alone D!ck from four years ago." Jeff grumbles, "This sucks. It just absolutely sucks. I'm on the block against the woman I love, one of us is going to the jury house no matter what we do, and since it's both of us we can't gain anything by campaigning no matter what we say. This game sucks, and if I'd known it was gonna be like this I'd have asked for a lot more than BB is paying me to come back."
Up in the HoH Room, the Three Amigas quickly agree to target Jeff as the tougher competitor of the two, then they spend the rest of the night and pretty much all the way till Thursday in girl talk, when they're not sleeping or primping. They talk Dominic, who's been pretty much floating like a cork lately, into voting against Jeff. They know that the worst that can happen is a three-three tie, and that's no problem with Kalia as HoH. Kalia wants to get Adam or Shelly to vote against Jeff as well so she won't get any more blood on her hands than necessary, but her efforts in that vein over the rest of the week are to no avail. Thursday is pretty routine from the HoH Room lockdown all the way up through the live show, and to no one's surprise, when the vote is taken, Cassi, Porsche and Dominic all vote to evict Jeff, but D!ck, Adam and Shelly all refuse to take the onus off Kalia, and they all vote to evict Jordan. This creates a 3-3 tie, which Kalia breaks by voting out Jeff.
Jeff takes his eviction like a gentleman, and after the usual hugs and handshakes he takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot. She asks what he thinks happened, and Jeff says, "I think a combination of things. My stupid behavior from before my first eviction didn't help, due to my competitiveness they might have figured they had to get me out while they could, and I think some of them forgot their BB history and forgot just who it is that's down in the Have-not Room right now, plotting away with his biggest fan. Mark my words, Julie, somebody in there, maybe seven more somebodys, will regret not voting D!ck out this week before this game is over." The goodbye messages are shown, most of which are fairly gracious since they know Jeff is the first juror, except for Jordan who is bitter and crying and vows to get as much revenge as she can before they send her to the jury house. The HG spend a few moments relaxing in the house, not saying much, then they are sent outside to do the HoH competition.
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