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Round Robin 2914 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
11-13-11, 08:18 PM (EST)
138. "RE: Big Brother 13: What If? Final..."
After the PoV competiton and the post-PoV DR's, we are taken back to the jury house as the next limo pulls up and Kalia gets out. When D1ck sees her he says, "I must say I'm not surprised." Kalia says, "What do you mean by that?" D1ck says, "Jordan told us about how you'd been acting, and we watched the DVD. I'd a voted your a$$ out too if I'd still been there." "I"m gonna tell you something, D!ck. There ain't a houseguest in there, nor one here right now, even including your obnoxious a$$, who wouldn't have handed me my head on a platter if I opposed them in front of the jury, even if I were the perfect lady. I could read the handwriting on the wall, and when I realized that, I stopped taking any of anybody else's bull$hit. Not worth it anymore." They watch the DVD, and when it's over Kalia says, "I'm gonna tell you guys something. That Cassi's a conniving, phony little witch, but we're gonna be voting on her in the final. You can take that to the bank. Nobody in there can beat her no matter what they throw at her."
Back in the house the live show continues as the HG reassemble in the living room for the PoV/live eviction meeting. As expected, Cassi pulls herself off the block and Porsche and Shelly give brief speeches, and nobody is too shocked when, after Chenbot asks for her vote, she says, "Shelly, you have at least three probable votes on the jury already, and might not have much trouble scrounging up one more. I'm sorry, but I have to evict you." Shelly takes the walk of shame to the Chenbot, and when asked what happened by the Chenbot, she says, "Julie, Cassi was telling me the truth when she said I have three probable votes already on the jury. I might have more depending on who my opposition would have been. I knew she was gonna boot me, and Adam or Porsche would have done the same." The goodbye messages are all friendly and praise Shelly quite highly, and the post-eviction comments by the HG all express gratitude that she's gone because "she'd have killed us all before that jury."
The final three then move to the backyard for the first part of the final HoH, which as it always is is an endurance challenge. It starts on the live show and continues on the feeds after the live show ends. To no one's surprise, Adam falls out of the competition rather quickly. In fact Cassi and Porsche had both counted on that in their strategic planning. Cassi and Porsche last for nearly two hours, but eventually Porsche's back starts aching too severely for her to hang on, and she drops out of the competition too, conceding the first round and the second round bye to Cassi and earning herself a second round match with Adam for the chance to move on to the third stage against Cassi. The HG all go in to clean up, then after three hours of game playing and meaningless bull$hit To give BBAD something to fill airtime with, they all hit the sack, knowing they have six more days of mostly boring bull$hit ahead of them.
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