1. The central ingredients of most Redemption Arena challenges are 'run back and down' plus 'solve a puzzle'. Given that, predict the next challenge plus the winner. Run back and down, then solve a puzzle. Out on a limb here, but I’m going to guess that the first person to solve the puzzle will be the winner. And one of the first two to do this will be John.
2. Will the next idol clue be made of flame-triggered explosive?
No. These guys got no imagination.
3. Brad and John are on Redemption Island together without Candice to get in the way. What happens next?
Sword fight! Or, more accurately, pinky fight!
4. Gravity is a constant. Falling bodies move at the same speed. Soft-tosses from ten feet away require very little effort. So how was that not the biggest lie of a physical challenge ever seen in this series?
I wasn’t watching the rings. This was a boob floppage challenge.
5. Make the argument for choosing steak over fishing gear.
Picturing the sanitary standards in a slaughter house/butcher shop on an island with a lack of refrigeration in a third world country, the only argument that I can think of is if one happens to like a beef steak/fly larva soup.
6. Of the many things shown last night, which was the best argument against for owning an HDX television?
Boob Floppage.
7. Given the amount of 'this twist influences our game so much!' discussion at TC, there clearly must be a prize for being the one who kisses Jeff's rear the most. What is it?
Don’t make me say it.
8. Tina claims that she did more active gameplaying in five days on her current tribe than in her entire Australian season. Considering that she won said season, stayed out there forty-two days, and spend the first five (and beyond) here on a tribe that never had to consider a vote until the current episode, what the bloody hell was she doing in the Outback?
Greasing Skupin’s seat next to the fire.
9. What was the real reason for blindsiding Laura M?
Boob Floppage. Hey, what’s the real reason for almost everything we do?
10. Name Jeff's current plan for ruining the next season.
Cannibals vs. catsup. Or Colton’s Appendixes vs. Colton’s tonsils. Or Those that have been duped vs. the dupers.