1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan. Assuming that everyone is as smart as Rupert.
2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?
(LMAO!) I called females dumb girls...no wait, that sounds like I hate women. I got nothing.
3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge?
A bed of nails on wheels.
4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego.
an angry ex
5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse?
Lil Hantz
6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel?
A Honey Boo Boo marathon
7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to?
Laura Poopert
8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from
eternally spinning in a circle?
His tail, and the horns help too.
9. How many of these people will be back next season?
Nooooooooo I can't even go there
10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
What did I miss, did I fall asleep? what...
Wait, I think I'm wearing Tyson's shirt.