1. On a scale of 0 to Rawb, how rigged was this season in favor of Tyson's win? -- Tyson comes from the Lance Armstrong school of race fixing.
2. As it turns out, Monica and Gervase were only present to serve as wrecked cars which could be towed along for fourteen episodes. What was fatally wrong with each vehicle?
-- Well, Monica’s headlights were working OK, but she had no tail. Lights. And Gervase had bugs in his grill.
3. Exactly how many chances did Monica pass on when it came to taking control of the game?
-- Fourteen. I counted.
4. Which family member will make a return in future seasons and why?
-- Colton. He hasn’t run out of fake ailments yet.
5. How many more attempts will MB make to have Rupert not win a million dollars? If not, explain why.
-- Who knows, with Rupert, it’s either “Insult your loved one by assuming that she's incompetent and that you have to sacrifice yourself in order for her to have a chance”, or “When in doubt, rip a shirt theme off of ‘The Grateful Dead’”.
6. What was the real reason behind giving Cochran so much screen time in a Reunion he was no actual playing part of?
-- Jeff is still convinced that Cochran is Woody Allen in disguise, and he hasn't given up on getting a movie gig yet.
7. How does Tyson manage to keep crying on cue?
-- If you had to sit on as boney a butt as Tyson has to sit on, you’d be all teary too.
8. What's your best bet for having Jeff completely ignore you at the Reunion show?
-- Refuse to join Jeff in his tent at night. No face time, no mention, you're dead to Probst.
9. Use the word 'Culpepper' in a sentence as a future contestant insult.
-- “Are you ready? OK, 3-2-1 this puzzle challenge is on!
’W’ is tied with ‘X’, and ‘Y’ is bringing up the ‘Gervase’. But Z has managed to ‘Culpepper’."
10. The challenge staff has spent over a decade arranging challenges to favor Brawn or Brains. Design one for them which gives the edge to Beauty.
-- A tried and true Loser Lodge audience participation sport, Topless Beach Volleyball. Duh.
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.