1. Why is telling someone that they deserve to win the game considered throwing them under the bus? -- Because the object of the game is to be smashed flat.
2. Gervase declared that his hand is up Tyson's back. Clearly this is inaccurate. Which player has inserted a part of their body into another player's anatomy?
-- After Caleb explained the tops and bottoms aspect of gay relationships to Jeff, well, let's just say that the body part inserting party began.
3. Once first place in the RI challenge had been achieved, what was the best strategy for coming in second?
-- A mighty wind, however achieved.
4. What's the single best way to find an idol?
-- Check out where the camera man is pointing his camera.
5. Oh, look, Tyson's crying. What needed to happen in order for that camera lie to exist?
-- CGI. Or letting Tyson know that his favorite tarantula died.
6. Gervase, Tyson, and Monica all go to a restaurant together. Why do they get thrown out?
-- The alliance controller pulls his money out from the ball pouch in his underwear, the counting clown is a counting clown, and Monica dither’s over whether she should enter the bar in third or fourth place, and so never actually goes in.
7. Is there any irony to Gervase winning a challenge involving sandbagging?
-- Yeah. Especially considering he did so with his left hand up Tyson’s back.
8. Make the argument to Ciera that fourth place in one alliance is better than third in another.
-- Six is more than four. One is a lonely number but three is just, well, a threesome is a dream come true.
9. Create a worse tiebreaker.
-- A fire starter challenge. We and a production crew that stayed up that memorable night well remember that tiebreaker.
10. Where did Jeff find remote-controlled color-changing rocks?
-- So that’s how he did it! I was looking for a slight of hand rock from the ear, or something up Jeff’s fishing shirt sleeve, but it was color changing rocks all the time. I need to tweet Penn and Teller the news.
shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.