1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative?You have run out of ways to make family gatherings uncomfortable and need a string of memories to bring up for the next few years
2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name?
Because of that weekend when he called his "friend" Brad's name over and over and over again
3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first?
Which one has the interviewer at the confessional rock dangling his drug of choice in front of him?
4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships?
Those keeping their enemies closer.
5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance?
Constructing Big Brother booth of doom sets out of any available materials.
6. Colton survived the first vote. How?
Better the devil you know.
7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia?
The NFL is in negotiations to mandate reality TV stars must wear it's helmets at all times.
8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase?
4.5 minutes
9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like...
Watching the kids who failed to make the Special Olympics Team have a field day to celebrate.
10. Redemption Island is back. Why?
Jiffy had to promise the cross-roads demon something, it isn't like his soul is worth anything.