1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan.

You are NOT the G-D Batman.

2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?

Isn't everyone a gay version of me?

3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge?

Instead of rolling them across a field, I'd have them thrown buy a giant ape down a series of slightly sloped scaffolding.

4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego.

Answer every question at Tribal with, "That's what Jeff said."

5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse?

Ponderosa Camp President

6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel?

Morning radio analysis of Miley Cyrus twerking. *yawn* I think I just fell asleep at the wheel and killed myself.

7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to?

Gervase. It would make him a target and, unless it was buried under his azz at camp, he would never find it.

8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle?

Nothing short of the reversal of Earth's magnetic polarity.

9. How many of these people will be back next season?

All of them. Next season will be themed Heroes vs. Villains All-Stars One-World Redemption. Teams will be determined by a Plinko board at the opening of the game.

10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

60 Hz. This is 'Murica, dammit.

Tebow Time is over. We prefer to win games in the 1st quarter.
Trade managed by GM Agman, 2012