1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative? If you’re playing for or against Colton, Immunity is a good thing. Whatever he’s got, you don’t want.
2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name?
Prost is cultivating Culpepper to be his Cochran this season. He’s always been a closet NFL groupie, and by putting Culpepper on his “last name list” he hopes to get him to co-star with him in his newest porn flick, “Survivor Jungle Meat”.
3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first?
Dunghead. Now ask a hard question.
4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships?
The World’s Oldest Profession.
5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance?
There will be more than some “tent poles” in the ol' frat house tonight.
6. Colton survived the first vote. How?
Reference the previous answer.
7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia?
Just proves that brain damage doesn’t only occur in sports.
8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase?
Watching him in the water challenge was painful, but it prove to be a time killer. A killer of a lot of time.
9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like...
It hurt my stomach. Aras? Gervase? Did they just blasé the preparations? They can treat the prospect of winning a million so casually? Laura Boneham was kicking their butts (on the other course).
10. Redemption Island is back. Why?
The RI cannibals were hungry.
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.