LAST EDITED ON 11-14-13 AT 09:18 PM (EST)

1. How long will it take Tina to recognize the irony in her having made a speech about how cruel it was for an alliance to betray her?

-- About as long as it takes Tyson to see the irony in him (a two time loser) telling her (a Survivor winner) that he has a better strategy than she does (shamless plug for a post in another thread. Laugh, dammit!).

-- Or about as long as it will take for Monica to see the irony in her "I was the most dependable tribemate" speech one TC after switching her vote to Aras.

-- Or, well, speechifying ironies are thicker than coconut crabs on the island.

2. Katie has no idea how to go about selling herself. Assuming MB left her anything outside the contract which is still available to others, give her some helpful suggestions.

-- Contact the Really Really Raunchy School for Really Really Raunchy girls about setting up an entrance interview. I know a guy...

3. How have Gervase's facial expressions, self-attacks, and spontaneous pogo-sticking changed in thirteen years?

-- Just like old times. I actually was glad to see a Survivor from the first season called back, and just as glad that it wasn’t Hatch, Sue, or the Doctor.

4, Jeff is now calling Monica by her last name. What does this say about her game?

-- She needs to start flashing her headlights.

5. Who is 'Thai Sun'?

-- And who keeps voting for him? (another self-absorbed call for attention by a DAW trying to promote a post in another thread).

6. Come up with another way to use swords in a challenge.

-- I have heard of another way.

7. On a scale of zero to Dick Cheney, how paranoid is Monica?

-- Why, her paranoia is even worse than that of Cheney’s bird hunting partners. And they actually have a good reason to be paranoid.

8. Because the jurors have yet to be determined, no one on Redemption Island attended the last two Tribal Councils. This would normally be considered as unfair because it means they don't get their full survey of the post-merge game. Provide the show's spin for justifying this.

-- They get the DVD’s and are able to view what happens at the TC while munching microwave popcorn and getting pedicures and gentle, relaxing hot tub soaks designed to make meat tenderer and skinning easier. The RI cannibals are known for their food prep. techniques.

9. At each Council, the person being voted out basically gave step-by-step instructions to those remaining on how they could switch up the game. Those from Vytas were ignored. Tina's likely will be as well. What/will be was the excuse for doing so?

-- IQ, Lack of. Dehydration of the brain. Recently ingested grub worms chewing up their guts. Pick one.

10. From his focus on her at the end of TC, it's clear Jeff wants Katie voted out next. What's his motivation for ordering the hit?

-- Getting sweet, young, and naive Katie to himself for a couple of weeks? Come on, let’s have a hard question. In fact, the hard thing in question is his motivation.

shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.