LAST EDITED ON 10-03-13 AT 10:11 AM (EST)1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an exert from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.
"Crying? You're crying? THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL SURVIVOR!"
2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out?
Not having a clue.
3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution.
Have them use Sprint.
4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws?
They were totally random draws and competitions. Of course, the viewers never saw the 398 "production errs".
5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote?
Saddam Hussien and the guy that invented income tax. On second thought, the income tax guy might have a shot.6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him?
A typical Survivor player.
7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology.
Lo siento mucho, pero yo no hablo Inglés.
8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff?
They would have had to replace the urn, and EPMB didn't have it in his budget.
9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males?
I must respectfully recuse myself from answering that question under my 5th Amendment rights.
10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure.
Bashers will have nothing to talk about.