1. Other than 'You wouldn't have won that RI challenge without me', what argument will Brad use to get John on his side so they can both take out Candice?"Dude, I'm the one who made your 2-week tropical island vacation with your wife a reality."
2. We all wondered what Caleb and Colton had in common. Now that we've seen Caleb stir up some chaos, what other Colton-like traits will he be displaying?
Hopefully, early-onset diverticulitis.
3. Gervase and Tyson have been sneaking resources away from the rest of the tribe so they can keep themselves strong. In terms of game morality, what does that make them?
I'm sorry, game what?
4. How long is that fishing gear going to sit on the Reward table?
It will still be available at the Survivor Auction.
5. Hayden has just been beaten by a one-armed guy and three moms. Using his vast game experience from spending so much time as a hamster, what's his next move?
Hide under a blanket in the hammock and sulk for three straight days.
6. Jeff has been changing so many elements of what used to be the game that we can't be sure any old factor is still in play -- and the whole theme of this season is 'Someone else gets punished'. Given that, should the revote have come down to a 2-2 tie, what has replaced the purple rock?
A game of roshambo, played by the potential evictees' loved ones.
7. Other than an injury or challenge loss, what will it take for the editing to spend more than five minutes per episode with the boomerang tribe?
A much more 'mature' version of "Beaten by a One-Armed Man and Three Moms".
8. Jeff felt the RI puzzle was one of the most complicated in series history -- when it was basically an edge-fitting conundrum generally found in a toddler's Fisher Price toy. What does this say about Jeff?
That child-proof caps are the worst part of modern existance.
9. Forget about burning it: what would have been the best way to dispose of the idol clue?
Reading it aloud at RI challenge.
Second best: proctology practice. Candice would be excluded; there's no room left with the stick taking so much space.
10. Based on his performance during the last challenge, explain Brad's entire NFL career.
He takes adequacity to a much higher level than ever thought possible.
Tebow Time is over. We prefer to win games in the 1st quarter.
Trade managed by GM Agman, 2012