1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan.
Are you kidding? This plan combined with getting rid of all the women means being capable of multi-thought processing. The women can't even get beyond the Lisi math where the majority will pick off the minority, and the men can't get beyond celebrating that they are men and in the majority.

2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?

Because even if he tries to turn it around to say that He is the straight version of Colton, he comes in second. His head would explode.

3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge?
Dip the barrel in oil, and have a fire under the perch.

4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego.

For the next survivor, Poverty returns. On day "0" the Burnett arrives and tells Jeff and Poverty to trade places and he becomes a contestant and she's the host. Meanwhile, all the challenges have been changed to the secret ones no one told Jeff about, so he's flying as blind as every one else. And should he win, the prize is given to survivor who came in second as the most popular player.

5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse?
I ♥ RussHell

6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel?

Watching grass grow.

7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to?

Gervese. If his gloating got rid of Marissa, the idol might send him to RI.

8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle?

When you stick a stirrer in a wheel, the wheel stops cold.

9. How many of these people will be back next season?

Great, now you've made MY head explode.

10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Frequency? Wait....