1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an excerpt from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.
Uh, are we down 20 points at halftime? That sucks.

2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out?
I wouldn't. Candice is stupid (although she is getting some additional honeymoon time with her very hot husband).

3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution.
10 vestal virgins giving a thumbs down to anyone making a threat to the other team that they cannot possibly back up.

4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws?
They weren't random?

5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote?
Barack Obama and John Boehner. I wouldn't vote for either one of those guys and Colton has shown more leadership ability lately. Sad.

6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him?
An older brother.

7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology.
Dear Colton, I'm sorry you're such a crappy player and a big baby to boot. I'm sorry you felt the need to get off the couch and have an adventure. I'm sorry you love Survivor and not Duck Dynasty. J

8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff?
Most Survivors wear their buffs on necks and wrists. Colton kept his between his butt cheeks.

9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males?
FLDS

10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure.
I can't honestly think of one. Hmmm.