1. What do you keep in a tubby lunchbox?

The Phillip example suggests something like a squirrel wrestling match in a potato sack.

2. Define 'foo pop'.

’Foo’ is an ancient stealth American Ninja term for ‘I am a’, and ‘pop’ is their term for ‘goose’. (Sorry, that’s all I got.)

3. Name an even more effective strategy NuBikal could have employed to forfeit lose that race even faster in order to inflict their opponents with even harsher intestinal distress, which was of course the whole point.

Putting Phillip in charge of the pace was by far the most effective way to lose the RC and trick the NuGotas into winning, thus (as you correctly deduce) causing them to overfeed, bloat, and become dangerously well fed and nourished. Diabolically clever. No wonder they call him…<drum roll> “The strategist”

4. Why can't we have Tribal Council immediately after a Reward challenge?

Again a clever ruse to confuse his tribe mates into thinking he was addled, thus giving him the advantage of the brain-fart fog of war.

5. What happens to the other contestants when the caffeine starts to kick in?

Well, if it’s anything like me in the morning when the first sip of coffee in the morning hits, it's…well, let’s just say there is urgency and the possibility of the unspeakable.

6. Phillip claims to have the strength of a gorilla (with really short underpowered legs) and the heart of a (child-targeting serial killer) lion. What other animal attributes does he possess?

He probably has the ability to lick his balls. Like the dog he is.

7. What is the inherent problem in an alliance of the strong-bodied?

Steroid rage.

8. How does one retroactively throw a challenge?

Ask Coach. Among his accomplishments is probably retro-time travel.

9. Can you Insult Julia in a way that would offend vanilla?

Is she sensitive about her particular flash-bright shade of white? If you were to tap her left rear as she enters a turn at a speed that approaches the limit of her traction, would she consider that an insult?

10. Does Cochran weigh more or less than Janu?

No. We’ve establish long ago that there is nothing that weighs less than Janu.

For extra credit:

11. Once again, what does Cochran think Phillip is full of? (refer to question #5 after the first sip of morning coffee).

12. Considering his ability to spout torrents of BS, can anyone possibly challenge Phillip in a weird food eating contest?

To the Shwack shack with you!