1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this? Acting, if he goes into porn films.2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit? Probably just trying to avoid a lawsuit, although I think he knows how to dodge them to.
3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur? What happened to him?
4. Spell 'Malcolm'. Idiot.
5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option. I offer to share my food with the others at the Auction!
6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons? Safely hiding from the challenges.
7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect. Cochran and Sherri are too challenge-deficient, Andrea, Brenda and Erik don't have enough muscles, Dawn has a meltdown, Eddie and Reynold were too busy trying to distract each other and Malcolm just wanted to get to the jury.
8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game? Just enough to be a perfect jury goat.
9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least? It helps the women most and helps Reynold and Eddie least.
10. Do you really need a poem? I need a poem about as much as Brenda needs pigs' brains.