1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes? Easy -- just wear goggles when you go out and stay inside during sandstorms!

2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out. Eddie's the Pool Shark, Julie's Danica Patrick, Laura's the Cheshire Cat, Matt's the Flip-Flopper, Michael's the Mexican Hairless, Reynold's the Strongman, Shamar's the Manatee and Sherri's Mastermind.

3. What has Brandon conquered lately? Most of his sanity.

4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? Make like the Road Runner, say Beep-Beep, and zoom outta there!

5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? Strategy is even more important! Just ask Shane and Courtney!

6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? He's in the Top 1% of the Manatees Society for People Who Rest All The Time. Charter Members include Sarah and Sean from Marquesas and Elmore from the Society Islands.

7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? Not recently. I'll let you know when I find it.

8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? 8 -- she might have taken a hit last night.

9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. The girls run across a plank with sandbags that they hand over to the guys. The guys then toss the sandbags into a big hole in the ground.

10. Will you bring me a cup of rice? How do you want your rice?