1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it. Can you please provide the names of at least three imaginary friends as references? Make sure you include their current planet of residence.
2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out?
When he gets tired of being asked, "Is that an idol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths?
Sitting on the bench. Building up the self-esteem of other Survivors who know that however bad they are, they are not the worst at challenges.
4. Are feet supposed to look like that?
Given what the top looks like, it's the only way the feet would ever get noticed.
5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why?
So that everybody knows, silly!
6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree?
Changing the name of the College of Cardinals to Pope-Wanna-Bes R Us and giving each one a code name.
7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp.
Courtesy and intelligent thought.
8. Can Jeff give you a massage?
No way. I know where those hands have been.
9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under?
Self-Unhelp.
10. Do you seem a bit hostile?
Only if you're talking about Starting Over, babe.