1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes?
Maybe he was watching the rear...2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out.
If I do that, I'd have to kill you.
3. What has Brandon conquered lately?
The heartbreak of psoriasis?
4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought?
"Did EPMB's check clear?"
5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that?
"Mpfhrt akivkos kshcir <food drops from mouth> wqojfi ksoppoea."
6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything?
Obviously, he's in the top 1% of his own mind.
7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility?
Last time I noticed it was in one of the mystery baskets over at Chopped.
8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become?
She's a solid 1.
9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge.
Toss sandbags off a plank with EPMB on the other end -- first team to dunk him in the water wins Immunity.
10. Will you bring me a cup of rice?
Sure. Would you like some whine with that?