LAST EDITED ON 04-11-13 AT 01:04 PM (EST)

1. Of your own free will, you have just decided to give Dawn a new car, with no repayment or thanks of any kind required. Create a justification she can use for running you over with it.

You just look so happy to be able to give someone such a lovely gift that no moment of your life will ever be better so she has to kill you now so the rest of your life will not be a disappointment.

2. In reality, the levels of privileged information within the government are Unclassified, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret. How does Phillip interpret them?

Unclassified - Why talk about it at all
Restricted - Talk about it only when asked by someone who is supposed to have this information already.
Confidential - Talk about it to your trusted confidants whether they should have the information or not
Secret - Tell anyone you meet about it.
Top secret - Yell it from the mountaintop.

3. What's the next hiding place for the idol?

In Reynold's shorts, while he is awake and watching it being hid.

4. Who would win a naive-off?

Whoever talks to Dawn, next.

5. Eddie and Reynold destroy every woman they come into contact with. How could you use this power for good?

Put Mama June and Kim K on their team.

6. As Phillip never actually loses anything, he clearly must have thrown both the Reward and Immunity challenges, then gone on a forty-minute rant regarding why. Provide an exert.

Sorry any attempt to do this causes my programming to go into blue screen of death mode.

7. Michael currently has the Ponderosa all to himself. What's the first thing he should do there?

Figure out where the best hiding places are in case Philip throws the entire game because it is better for the world if he doesn't win the million.

8. How was Brenda able to maintain her IC position for so long?

She's a robot. She just gets into position and shuts down. Not needing to breath helps as well.

9. Reynold is holding a winning lottery ticket worth three hundred million dollars. You have ten seconds to talk him into handing it over. Go.

Hey you, gimme.

10. Will you vote the way Andrea wants you to vote?

Um this minute, or next minute?