1. Could Erik's collapse timing have been any better?

When he was up the coconut tree.

2. How many 'challenge advantages' does it take to win a single challenge?

When you are the object of Probst’s amorous ambition, you become a challenge hound.

3. Were you expecting one more hidden idol?

It all depended on whether or not Cochran won that IC. Next question “Did certain survivor's puzzles have non-fitting pieces?” Eh? Eh?

4. It is normally considered good practice to allow jurors to finish their questions and statements, along with contestants being permitted to complete their answers. Why has this stopped?

Pecking orders shall be respected. You don’t let an inferior tie-dye tee shirt designing beach boy dare to criticize you in front of other inferiors. He should just shut up and sit down, and not be allowed to speak another word. It just won’t do.

5. What's next season's variation on the house of cards trick going to be?

Hopefully it would utilize spiny sea urchins in underwater caves guarded by Morey eels. That could be entertaining.

6. Find and justify a way to make Sherri's vote total come out to negative one.

Use Eric logic math as interpolated by the Three amigos. Be careful that it doesn’t go to negative infinity.

7. Is there a body part you'd like to show the jury now?

Just get it over with and show a non-pixilated Hatch. Be sure and give fair warning, though. After 13 years even Rudy is curious. Well, except that Rudy is one of the few that actually know, but I’m sure that he’d like to see his queer friend’s queer noodle again.

Do not, except for the purpose of additional humiliation, show a toothless Dawn again. I did not sleep well last night.

Let me guess, her's is a hockey playing family, right?

8. Based on the number of people Jeff actually interacted with, how many people played in this season?

Am finally willing to compliment EPMB on a production decision. Showing the pre-jury evictees would have been fun insofar as Shamu and Franthesca would have been concerned, but the flip side was that the existence of Brendon would also have had to have been acknowledged, and the decision was mercifully made to not do that.

Thank you EPMB.

9. Could anything bad come from Rob having given Phillip that book?

The heck with the BR Rule Book, I want to read Cochran’s Law School thesis. We all know that BR was a lucky bumbler with a some feral intelligence, but Cochran’s the strategist.

What got Cochran to the last chair was him allowing his intelligence to over-rule his insecurities. The best psychological support and counseling that he gave to anyone was that that he gave himself. And I want to know how he did that. What are the rules for that?

10. Come up with a better theme for next season than Blood Vs. Water.

Next season will pit “Samurai Swords vs Machetes”. And the emphasis will be on “OutLast”, and the heck with those sissy notions of “OutPlay” or “Outwit”. This time, it’ll be “Blood in the water”, or “Have at’em, boys (and girls)”.

Included will be the ears on a string challenge, the cannibalism eating challenge, the water (to the death)challenge, and surviving the fire starting and self-immolation challenge.

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