1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this?He may have trouble lovingly gazing at himself in the mirror, since he is always looking back at himself.
2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit?
He didn't know where that brain had been!
3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur?
It only happens when his butler hides in the shadows and helps him, and when Mommy pays Jeff a hefty sum so he doesn't have to be next to anyone who doesn't have a "real" job.
4. Spell 'Malcolm'.
"N-a-r-c-i-s-s-u-s"
5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option.
Play on the sympathy of others. Begin hysterically sobbing while explaining that there is no way I could possibly eat the food since my partial is in the ocean somewhere, so I HAVE to give everyone rice and beans.
6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons?
Since he got married, it has been Keeping the Home Fires Burning.
7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect.
Cochran: He could not do it without help.
Sherri: She could not hypnotize the pole to do her bidding.
Andrea: She couldn't convince the pole to split three ways.
Brenda: The pole may have, at one time, been in a pigpen.
Dawn: The pole had no straitjacket attached.
Reynold: He gave his pole to Malcolm on demand.
Eddie: He couldn't stay up when he wasn't held up by the other two amigos.
Erik: The pole didn't notice he was there, plus the surf wasn't up.
Malcolm: The pole was not framing a mirror, so no point holding on.
8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game?
The power to annoy the viewers.
9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least?
The most: Dawn, as she has much practice endlessly crying; The least: Malcolm, because someone waved a beer in front of him.
10. Do you really need a poem?
Obviously they do, judging by the performance in the challenge.
AF 2006