1. What kind of food should Jeff have offered to make the others jump off their perches?
Twoallbeefpaddiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesemeseedbun® or some other product placement they can think of.2. Why did the show feel it was necessary to give one person two Immunities (necklace and idol) for winning a single challenge?
They needed something to give the #ImmunityChallenge fans to # about.
3. What would Brenda & Andrea have done to make the challenge harder should moving to one leg have proved ineffective?
Move to no legs, naturally.
4. Two of your fellow contestants have left you stuck in the spectator stands for three hours. Is there anything you want to talk about?
The best Road Block GUFU on this season's TAR.
5. Is there anything Jeff won't lie about or exaggerate in a tweet?
Isn't tweeting like the Internet? We all know everything on the Internet has to be true. It's the Internet Law.
6. What's preventing Eddie from claiming status as The One Amigo?
He forgot the English translation for Amigo.
7. How did Reynold grow that mustache so quickly?
They had chocolate ice cream in the Sequesterville Cafe.
8. This season has seen a ridiculous number of vote splits, even when the players believed they knew where all the idols were and whether they would be played. Will this have any long-term effect on the game?
No. We've already reached the established idiotness saturation level.
9. Erik just handed Immunity over to the nearest blonde without a moment of thought -- again. Given that, what's his next move in the game?
Actually, he wasn't handing over the HII, it was a poor attempt to get to second base.
10. Dawn and Sherri claim they're not trustworthy. What does this make them?
Your next choice for Congress.