1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes? Allow me to state the obvious, it's hard to get sand in your eye when they're closed. 2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out.
Eddie-The Conversationalist
Reynold-The Secret Keeper
Matt- The Disguise Specialist
Sherri- The Face Maker
Laura- The Invisible Girl
Shamar- The Shelter Weight
Michael- The Plus One
Julie-The Coffee girl
3. What has Brandon conquered lately? Sanity
4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? American's are desperate for something to call favorites since Hostess stopped making Ding Dongs.
5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? Cirie says,"Glad they're finally catching up."
6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? Expendable personnel.
7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? It's been sold on EBay
8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? The Todd-o-meter says 8.7 smugs per episode.
9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. Run to Jiffy, pull his hair. Jiffy will then give you a clue (since none of you seem to have one). Take the clue and burn it. Run to the beach where you will find planks attached to tall ladders, walk the plank. When you regain consciousness pick up the empty sandbags. Fill them with sand, clams and hair products. Run back to Jiffy, if you take too long regaining consciousness Jiffy will have left the beach. We have nothing for you. Go back to unconsciousness.
10. Will you bring me a cup of rice? Right after I get some for Shamu.
I should be watched....closely.