Thanks Estee!
1. Explain how getting voted out as part of an Idol/Immunity triple play was actually part of Phillip's secret plan to win the million dollars.
He had to pander to the sheep voting for not-Fan-not-Favorite.
2. You have just found Dawn's partial dentures/retainer. What is the proper thing to do with them?
Donate them to the Tooth Fairy Training University.
3. Pretend you're Sherri and have just witnessed the Three Amigo form of payback. How would you describe it?
I can't, moving my mouth will cause a fatal crack in my overbaked skin.
4. What's the real reason Phillip is afraid to be trapped in water under a wooden object?
He's really a barnacle and is afraid of becoming permanantly attached.
5. Is that dirt in the pool?
Or a Baby Ruth Bar
6. Michael will have to be at the Ponderosa with Phillip (and no one else) until the end of the next Tribal Council. How can he best retain his sanity?
Hang a quarantine sign on his door. "Do Not Enter, Reality Inside"
7. There are seven distinct flavors of emotional Oh Crap on display at Tribal Council. Name them.
Fillup: Stealth-Crap-Me
Dawn: Toothless Crap
Andrea: Bootee Crap
Erik: Art Crap
Cochran: LMAO Crap
Brenda: UTR Crap
Sherri: Botox Crap
8. Phillip demands that you have respect for his game. Other than Phillip, who does?
>crickets<
9. Erik would like Phillip to FillUp! What is Phillip critically low on?
The Totem Pole
10. What would Boston Rob do?
Laugh his a$$ off.
That felt GOOD!
I should be watched....closely.