1. Shamar has a No Talking list. What would you have to do in order to get on it?
Make sure you are not talking to him as loudly as he is not talking to you.

2. Sherri believes the teenage years last until the age of twenty-four. How does this affect her ability to play the game?
She may demand a recount after being told she is not in the final 3 if/when she is evicted anywhere from 5th to 10th from the end.

3. Imagine you are the voice at the back of Brandon's head. What's the first thing you would say to him?
Blubra gafulbers theiping shaklier fllabera. (Sorry, that’s as coherent as it gets, although truth be told, he probably understands exactly what that means).

4. Jeff can't seem to remember who got votes at the last Tribal Council. How would you help him retain memory?
All he has to do is read the script. The EPMB is very clear about who is allowed to vote when and for whom.

5. You have a brilliant plan to flip the vote while seizing control of a new alliance. What's the fastest way to ensure the wrong people find out about it?
Confine in Phillip or Brandon. Better yet, tell both Phillip and Brandon. What can go wrong there?.

6. Give Phillip a new morning exercise to do.
Take off his pink panties and troll in the surf for fish that feed on peas or tiny worms.

7. Cochran doesn't have a lot of females hang out with him outside the game. Who does?
Who Cares. Watching Cochran perv out is almost as much fun as watching Andrea wade thru the sea foam, suntanned, hips and breasts swaying to and fro, sun-bleached hair caught in the breeze…OK, having a perv moment of my own, here.

8. There's only one species as determined to mark its territory with urine as Brandon is. Given that, what breed of dog is he?
A Monkey Dog. A Poop throwing Monkey Dog.

9. If you were going to dress up the main immunity idol, what would it wear?
Andrea’s Bra. And Panties. (Yes, I’m still perving out)

10. The show claims someone named Hope was just voted out. Who was she?
The possessor of Hope’s chest. That’s about all I noticed.

To the Shwack shack with you!