Ooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh! I'm so excited!
Canadians CAN apply for this one can't they?

Background questions

>1. Age
26

>2. Marital Status
Lesbian lover

>3. Kids?
No - but we're trying. It's proving to be difficult w/o the sperm

>4. Employment?
Convenience store clerk

>5. Educational background?
PhD in Psychology

>5.5 Military background?
Once had sex with a guy in an old WWII uniform

>6. Interesting employment background?
I was in a student film once - just like Jerri!

>7. Gender?
Female

>8. Social Security Number and major credit card #
Here they call them Social Insurance Numbers: 873 675 397
VISA 4509 2854 2966 0067 Ex 02/03

Survivor questions

>9. List the contestant(s) from SurvivorII that you admire the most?
Liz and Jerri (for slightly different reasons)

>10. Now the one(s) you admire the least?
Amber and Mitchell

>11. If you were to make the show, what would your strategy be?
I would prove to everyone how essential I am. Oh, and look really cute and innocent.

>12. Cite an example where you have been ruthless?
There was a spider in my house the other day and I said to him
"Spider, I told you not to come in here. No second chances" and then I murdered him.

>13. What special skill(s) would you bring to your tribe?
I am HIGHLY intelligent - no building shelters in the middle of a riverbed, kicking butt on mental challenges etc. I know how to snare gophers for food.

fun facts

>14. Describe your most embarrassing moment?
Tough call - it takes a lot to embarass me. Maybe that time I planned to seduce my boyfriend (pre-lesbian days) and sprawled out on the couch naked before he came home - and it turned out to be the same evening he decided to spontaneously invite all of his coworkers over for dinner.

>15. Ever experienced that not so fresh feeling? (just kidding)
I'm not familiar with that feeling

>16. Favorite Food?
Rice

>17. Poster on the board you would most like to have visit you if you won a "visit from family member" Reward Challenge?
That lovable @sshole type - I think he lives near me

>18. Favorite Movie? (may list more than one)
Highlander, Look Whos Talking, 15 Minutes, Momento

>19. Favorite book? (may list more than one)
The Yellow Pages

>20. Would you sleep with Shakes the clown for a guaranteed spot in the final 2?
Definately. Is that on option?

>21. List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item?
laptop, KY Jelly, electric food dehydrator, blowdryer, teapot

What? Don't I get to send a video? Please pick me! Please pick me! Please! Please! Pretty Please! I promise I'll fight with EVERYONE!