Alright! I'll take a crack at it..Can't wait to see what Shakes puts together.
If ya don't mind, I'll slur my answers together:
37 year old, pre-mid-life crisis married male with two screaming wee ones working as a social worker fortunately during the daytime with court ordered adolescent males. Yea, went to school and got a BS (and lots of it), managed to do it without entering the military..Prior to that, the most interesting thing I'd done was pick bag worms off little pine trees as a thirteen-year-old (mom thought it'd keep me and my twin out of trouble at the swimming pool).
Rodger's the Man! Anyone who'd jump off a cliff without swimming lessons has guts! Colby's hat really started to irritate me after a while, so I guess I admire him the least. I know it's lame. If I were on the show, my strategy would be to make a quick risky character assessment of my team mates, ally with the most trustworthy, strong, and intelligent one. Then, make an appeal with him or her to ally with another duo against the rest to become the final four.
Ruthless? All I can say is during the Survivor season, NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE REMOTE BUT ME...UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES and WITH NO EXCEPTIONS!
Special Skills: 1)Well let's see, this will be on a sound stage, huh? I can do some pretty good impressions...say like..how about 100 screaming Colby fans to greet him...or a herd of elephants about to trample the contestants (same exact impression).
2)I don't eat worms, but can certainly down some tequila
Most embarassing moment: taking tickets for a local folk festival, asked the nice woman to please show me her ticket...who responded..."oh, I'm singing tonight" (It was Joni Mitchell.)
Nothing beats Ben and Jerry's, Something About Mary, and the Lord of the Flies.
Visit from one of the posters?-would have to be the one and only Survivor Blows.
To sleep or not to sleep with the clown: Only if he slept with his jammies on and his red rubber noseand big squeaky shoes off! But, seriously, hell no!!!
Wow! 5! items: Shovel, axe, journal/pen and a family picture in glass. The picture would be priority.