>I know how to snare gophers<
Your a prairie girl, aren't you? (I have murdered many a gopher and sold their tails for a quarter, each)
>That lovable @sshole type - I<
>think he lives near me<
OK, we can meet for golf, your friend is invited.
>List five items you would like to bring as a luxury item?<
> KY Jelly<
It is none of my business, but, what do you need this for?
Just asking, that's all.