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12. "Landru's Application"
Background questions

1. Age 40

2. Marital Status Married.

3. Kids? No, but I am one, does that count?

4. Employment? Not at the moment...I was a dotcommunist until last week.

5. Educational background? Checkered, but the University of Maryland did award me a degree eventually. I forget what it said.

5.5 Military background? Army brat. Draft registrant.

6. Intersting employment background? Sold t-shirts and colorful sheets of paper while following the Grateful Dead on tour.

7. Gender? Male, but I sure wish you'd said "Sex?"

8. Social Security Number and
major credit card # (just
kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from
SurvivorII that you admire the
most? Jeff, Rodger, Alicia, Nick

10. Now the one(s) you
admire the least? Jerri, Mad Dog, Michael, Kimmi, Debb, Mitchell

11. If you were to
make the show, what would
your strategy be? Whatever it had to be. No plan survives initial contact with the enemy.

12. Cite an example where
you have been ruthless? I ate a dingo's baby. In addition, I play Diplomacy, a game of ruthless conniving and backstabbing that is sociologically not unlike Survivor. Furthermore, I allow grass to grow for weeks at a time before mercilessly scalping it to a length of mere inches. Finally: I have personally made fun of Shakes the Clown in public on at least two occasions.

13. What special skill(s) would
you bring to your tribe? Smarta$$, disrespectful one-liners; cattiness; b!tchiness; beef jerky; ability to fart secretly and blame it on Bryant Gumbel.


fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing
moment? Having to tell Shakes that he misspelled "embarassing" in this post. (re: Number 12, amended--make that three times).

15. Ever experienced that not
so fresh feeling? (just kidding) I'm experiencing it right now. Does that do anything for you?

16. Favorite Food? Red meat.

17. Poster on the board
you would most like to
have visit you if you
won a "visit from family
member" Reward Challenge (posters already
in game will not be
eligible, but answer will be
updated accordingly if need be)? George Tirebiter.

18. Favorite Movie? (may list
more than one) Any Monty Python film except Jabberwocky; any film involving Mike Myers; any Star Trek movie after they killed off Shatner; South Park, Bigger, Better, Uncut; Pulp Fiction

19. Favorite book? (may list more
than one) Cryptonomicon (Neal Stephenson); The Art of War (Sun Tzu); The Foundation Trilogy (Isaac Asimov); Hitler and Stalin (Alan Bullock)

20. Would you sleep with
Shakes the clown for a
guaranteed spot in the final
2? Sure--he'll be asleep, what's the problem?

21. List five items you
would like to bring as
a luxury item? (if selected,
I will choose one of
the items from the list)(No
survival items!) 1. Laptop computer. 2. Shakes the Clown Dartboard Set. 3. 8x10 glossy of Technoir. 4. Maryland flag. 5. Golf bag (loaded).

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 HUGE NEWS: new reality show exclus...   shakes the clown     05-10-01       
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   VampKira     05-10-01     1  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   IceCat     05-10-01     2  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   LIZZLOVER     05-10-01     3  
     good question Lizzlover   shakes the clown     05-11-01     6  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   dangerkitty     05-10-01     4  
   post your apps in this thread   shakes the clown     05-11-01     5  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   ItzLisa     05-11-01     7  
     RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   VampKira     05-11-01     8  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Leif Eriksen     05-11-01     9  
   Dangerkitty's application   dangerkitty     05-11-01     10  
   I love you, Shakes--you evil genius...   George Tirebiter     05-11-01     11  
   Landru's Application   landruajm     05-11-01     12  
     RE: Landru's Application   George Tirebiter     05-11-01     13  
         RE: Landru's Application   landruajm     05-11-01     14  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   RudyRules     05-11-01     15  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Kokoro     05-11-01     16  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   GG     05-12-01     17  
     RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Lightmage81     05-13-01     18  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Minstrel     05-13-01     19  
     RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   ItzLisa     05-13-01     20  
         RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Minstrel     05-14-01     21  
         RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Dalton     05-14-01     22  
             RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Minstrel     05-14-01     23  
             Can't get away with that, Dalton!   AyatollahKhomeini     05-14-01     24  
                 RE: I can get away with mentioning ...   Dalton     05-14-01     25  
                     To Minstrel, Dalton and AyaK...   ItzLisa     05-15-01     26  
                         RE: To Minstrel, Dalton and AyaK...   Minstrel     05-15-01     28  
                             TRIVIA   ItzLisa     05-15-01     29  
                                 RE: TRIVIA   HomeBrewer     05-15-01     30  
                                     RE: TRIVIA   ItzLisa     05-15-01     31  
                                         RE: TRIVIA   HomeBrewer     05-15-01     35  
                                     Hitchcock   AyatollahKhomeini     05-15-01     32  
                                         RE: Hitchcock   HomeBrewer     05-15-01     34  
                                         RE: Hitchcock   ItzLisa     05-15-01     37  
                                             I Got that Scene Beat...   IceCat     05-15-01     38  
                                             Marxist?   AyatollahKhomeini     05-15-01     41  
                                             A Hitchcock story   AyatollahKhomeini     05-15-01     39  
                                             Planet of the Apes   LIZZLOVER     05-15-01     40  
                     RE: I can get away with mentioning ...   Minstrel     05-15-01     27  
                         Acting   Kismet     05-15-01     33  
                             RE: Acting   Minstrel     05-15-01     36  
                             RE: Acting   SherpaDave     05-16-01     42  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   taginite     05-16-01     43  
   RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   Dalton     05-16-01     44  
     RE: The Viking has a question for D...   Leif Eriksen     05-16-01     45  
         RE: The Viking has a question for D...   Dalton     05-16-01     48  
             RE: The Viking responds   Leif Eriksen     05-16-01     49  
     Dalton....   dangerkitty     05-16-01     46  
     Dalton's Application   mistofleas     05-16-01     47  
     RE: HUGE NEWS: new reality show ex...   ItzLisa     05-17-01     50  
   Archives? Not yet   AyatollahKhomeini     06-17-01     51  
     RE: Archives? Not yet   Outfrontgirl     06-25-01     52  
     OK   AyaK     08-13-02     54  

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