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> Background questions

1. Age
28 and 3/4

2. Marital Status
single (with all it's delightful trappings)

3. Kids?
not at this very minute

4. Employment?
advertising thanks very much

5. Educational background?
kindergarten, junior high, high school, BA and then..nothing

5.5 Military background?
yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir

6. Intersting employment background?
worked in a tropical fish dealership. Killed a lot of them. Fired

7. Gender?
Male. Now..and forever

8. Social Security Number and
major credit card # (just
kidding

Survivor questions

9. List the contestant(s) from
SurvivorII that you admire the
most?

I LIKED Jeff and Mike but didn't really ADMIRE anyone - too strong a word. I DO respect Rodger for his determination though.

10. Now the one(s) you
admire the least?
Jerri, Mitchell, Nick and Liz for not playing the game. To wit: 'God helps those who help themselves.' They didn't.

11. If you were to
make the show, what would
your strategy be?

Win at all costs. To hell with the consequences

12. Cite an example where
you have been ruthless?
Picking a fight with a guy in a cinema who's mobile kept on ringing throughout the film. Pissed me real bad...so I decked him after the polite approach didn't work. I won.

13. What special skill(s) would
you bring to your tribe?
my opinions. So there.

fun facts

14. Describe your most embarrasing
moment?
running at full speed straight into a glass pane I didn't know was there. Rebounded 10 feet... and sported a mutha of a lump on my forehead for a month.

15. Ever experienced that not
so fresh feeling? (just kidding)

sure, after many a hangover

16. Favorite Food?
dessert, seafood

17. Poster on the board
you would most like to
have visit you if you
won a "visit from family
member" Reward Challenge (posters already
in game will not be
eligible, but answer will be
updated accordingly if need be)?

Ayak. After so many days, I reckon I'll need somebody to drum some sense into me.

18. Favorite Movie? (may list
more than one)

Dead Poets Society;
Silence of The Lambs;
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Debbie Does Dallas (hehe)

19. Favorite book? (may list more
than one)

The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
High Fidelity/About A Boy by Nick Hornby
The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

20. Would you sleep with
Shakes the clown for a
guaranteed spot in the final 2?

I'd have to be really, really drunk. And don't expect me to like it either

21. List five items you
would like to bring as
a luxury item? (if selected, I will choose one of
the items from the list)(No
survival items!)

- a deck of 'nude women' playing cards
- a blowtorch
- handcuffs
- toilet roll so the tent won't smell of ass
- hallucinogens