WHAT??!!! A WEDDING??????

EXCUSE ME? AND WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE FOREVER??

Holy %*@#$%! I had to leave the talent show early ... well, you DO remember I HAD to get to the Miss America Mall Beauty Pageant. They couldn't have it without me, I was the star, you know! ::quickly repositions into beauty pageant pose::

And my fans! They are sooo demanding. They just don't know what to do without my inspiration. And it was time for me to tell them what book to read on my "Book Club" site but I had to R-E-A-D one 1st. Wow, that was hard. And it took me 2 weeks - my lips don't move very fast.

But, OK, if the wedding is for my sweet sister & part-time lover, Jodi, I'll tell Rhonda it will be OK with me. BUT, that better mean I get to move in with you guys. Jodi, you do remember your pledge to love, honor, & support me all the days of our lives, don't you? You better not forget that! I have a copy of the tape right here with me! I'm your's forever, baby. You can have your little man-muffin on the side, but I'll always be your sugar-muffin!

I am a professional event planner & a family relations specialist with training in "to-do lists" and "schedules", I can be the manager of your wedding ! What'cha say my little sweetie-cum-Jodi-poo??? Want me to turn this wedding into a hum-dinger? Together, honey, we could throw some rock'n wedd'n ... oh, yeah, including your sweetie pie ... our hubby! Uh, Danny-kins IS looking forward to wedded bliss to his two perfect women, isn't he? Because I knwo you wouldn't go ahead with this without his blessing. And ....... uuuuuuhhhhhhmmmmmm ........sssooooo .........hhoowwww...aaaa how .....how is un ,,,,,he? You know, in mmmm in there??? need to dnow this stuff!

I will get to wear a white dress for the cerimony won't I ... with my "Beauty Pageant" Sash on it for just a touch of color!

I am beautiful, you know. And I have compassion.
I am very famous because I am in Rhonda’s book.