Oh, VANTIE! Well, you sweet little spidery-looking thing, you, get up off that bony knee and hop in the sack sit on the edge of my bed! Of course I'll be your vife, I mean wife! Hold on and lemme wipe this crap off my face so's I can kiss you right.

**SMACK (big fat wet kiss)**

What great things we have ahead of us! Hope you don't mind being a grandfather, 'cause Andy has finally given birth. News of her twins is forthcoming. I was at the hospital as long as they let me stay, but when the twins finally emerged there was this blinding light and the power went off and oy vey, the pandemonium! After that I flat out needed a drink so I just came on home. I'm sure everything's OK, though.

But back to us, my little munchkin. I can't wait to be your wife. We've had that silly old faux redhead Allithun eloping with Mr. Sparkle Pants, and now Jodi's marrying that Partridge boy. I can't imagine either of those relationships will work, so we'll jut have to shown them how it's done, huh.

Lightning bolts? OOOOOOOOOooooowheeeeeeee! A man after my own heart! I owe my life to lightning! And I'll give you a jolt, you cute little bald thing, you!

**SMACK**