<Antonia wandering around a mostly empty Starting Over House>

"Wheyah is everybody? Are you kiddin' me?!? We got a big weddin' and a big move comin' up. Wheyah the <bleep> are they? They must all be out somewheyah at the bar gettin' hammahd shoppin' for the weddin'. But dammit I'm outta cash again so I think I'll just take a little look around and see if I can find a few extra things to sell at my movin' sale. I'm shuah no one will mind...we are all packin' our sh!t anyways preparin' to leave this nut house."

<Starts rummaging through housemates rooms picking out items>

"Hmmmm. What are all these flasks doin' hidin' in heyah? I guess no one wants these. (Puts them in large bag) And Lisa won't mind if I sell this freakin' baby outfit. That thing is nasty! (Stuffs it in bag) I've got some striped short shorts heyah and sequined tops, a coupla tutus and a coupla speedos I found down by the hot tub. Don't think I'll get much for those."

"Let's see...(Pushes piles of food wrappers out of the way) I got a few outfits from Jodi's room but the sides are all split on them...I got loads of unsold Tuppahware containers...lots of cheap homemade jewelry...an unused dictionary and some XXXXL shorts from Christie's room...some framed Niambi love poems...tons of cleanin' supplies...a random assortment of tweezers...some really bad art..." (Jams everything in bag)

<Looks behind books in bookshelf and see lots of strange little bottles and jars>

"Mama I's potions!! This could be really good..."

Cha-ching! This is gonna be one big a$$ yard sale!! Anybody wanna help?