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19. "Ah love this tub!"
*sprawls in tub, covered with big globs of cotton candy and sweat mixed together*

Ah am so glad I get to use this tub. Ah deserves it after all that hard work at that talent show, which I WON!!!!! Ah knew I was better than everybody else. Now ah just want to get with that cutie Landre. *sigh*

Hey, camera lady, would you please go ahead and film me in here? I want to send a copy to Landre, since ah can't ever show it to mah old day-ud husband.

*turns tub into big gross mess of cotton candy*

*pulls pregnancy test out of cupboard*

Ah don't think Christina will miss one of these dozen preggie tests in heah.

*takes test*

Oh, mah goodness, ah am pregnant! Now whose could it be, since ah am celibate? Oh, I forgot about the cameras...turn those off, you idiots!


Let's see, the father could be Danny from that time he was too high to know what he was doin'...or Landre when ah knocked him out after that talent show...or Richard from those Twister poses...or Jodi, cuz ah liked those snowballs...or...ah just don't remember, cuz ah'm celibate!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -...   sharnina     07-05-06       
   Say It Ain't SO!   kircon     07-05-06     1  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   BlowingOver     07-05-06     2  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   kircon     07-08-06     16  
   ::fake laughth::   BlowingOver     07-05-06     3  
     Where's my MAN?   alaholly     07-06-06     4  
         Singin' money money money...   alaholly     07-06-06     5  
   So many makeovers, so little time.....   JavaT     07-06-06     6  
     I would appreciate a response heyah...   alaholly     07-07-06     7  
         Me Too!!!   mbinkc     07-07-06     8  
             Attention Mr. Richard Simmons...   mbinkc     07-07-06     10  
             Oh, my darling Boo-Boo, you are thu...   BlowingOver     07-07-06     14  
                 RE: Oh, my darling Boo-Boo, you are...   BlowingOver     07-07-06     15  
         RE: I would appreciate a response h...   sharnina     07-07-06     9  
             RE: I would appreciate a response h...   alaholly     07-07-06     11  
                 Nothin' says "wedding" like twinkie...   catmama     07-07-06     12  
                     RE: Nothin' says "wedding" like col...   alaholly     07-07-06     13  
                         Yahd sale! Great items right heyah...   alaholly     07-09-06     17  
   Ach, my Bridey!   Sahara     07-09-06     18  
     RE: Ach, my Bridey!   JavaT     07-10-06     21  
   Ah love this tub!   Sahara     07-09-06     19  
   HOW could I have not won????!!!!!   Sahara     07-09-06     20  
     RE: HOW could I have not won????!!!...   JavaT     07-10-06     22  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   JavaT     07-10-06     23  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   26mitogo     07-11-06     24  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   sharnina     07-11-06     25  

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