*sprawls in tub, covered with big globs of cotton candy and sweat mixed together*
Ah am so glad I get to use this tub. Ah deserves it after all that hard work at that talent show, which I WON!!!!! Ah knew I was better than everybody else. Now ah just want to get with that cutie Landre. *sigh*
Hey, camera lady, would you please go ahead and film me in here? I want to send a copy to Landre, since ah can't ever show it to mah old day-ud husband.
*turns tub into big gross mess of cotton candy*
*pulls pregnancy test out of cupboard*
Ah don't think Christina will miss one of these dozen preggie tests in heah.
Oh, mah goodness, ah am pregnant! Now whose could it be, since ah am celibate? Oh, I forgot about the cameras...turn those off, you idiots!
Let's see, the father could be Danny from that time he was too high to know what he was doin'...or Landre when ah knocked him out after that talent show...or Richard from those Twister poses...or Jodi, cuz ah liked those snowballs...or...ah just don't remember, cuz ah'm celibate!