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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -..."
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DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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20. "HOW could I have not won????!!!!!" |
I was the most beautiful, the sexiest, the most sophisticated, the most truly authentic...HOW did I not win that talent show? Oh, I miss Buddha!*goes to mirror* Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the most talented of all? Well, dear Rhonda, Your talents at manipulation and you-know-what cannot be beat.
But when it comes to singing, you need to take a seat. *begins to cry* I did my best, I really did! I worked so hard, and I had so much fun, especially breaking in my tutu. *blows nose and dries tears* Well, I will just have to go and ask Jon-Boy the Great BM if he is offering a consolation prize. Yes, that is what I will do! 
Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
I will have to be finding someone else to "consult" with soon since the show is down the tubes. My real goal is to be the next Oprah. Hmmm....maybe Dr. Phil could help me out with that.
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