*arrives at Starting Over House in limo*

*pulls fold-up ladder out of trunk*

*goes to back of house and sets ladder up against upstairs bedroom window*

*begins to sing*

"Ach, zveet myztery of life, at lazt I've found thee...."

Iz my Fraulein Bridey up there? It'z your leetle spider Vantie!

*climbs up ladder while shooing Christina off as she tries to use it as a pole*

*pulls spider-shaped diamond ring out of pocket*

*climbs in window*

Ach, my dearezt Brideykinz, here ve are at lazt alone together! My goodnezz, but you look a fright in your green night cream. You're velcome, dear!

*bends down on one knee*

AAAACCCCHHHH!!! I forgot about die arthritiz. Bridey, my pet, my zweet, vill you do me die honor of becomink my vife? I vould be zo happy to zpend the rezt of my life egzperimentink vith you. You zend leetle lightnink boltz down into my heart.

I vill never allow one leetle wrinkle on your zveet preciouz faze.