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07-09-06, 08:29 PM (EST)
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18. "Ach, my Bridey!"
*arrives at Starting Over House in limo*

*pulls fold-up ladder out of trunk*

*goes to back of house and sets ladder up against upstairs bedroom window*

*begins to sing*

"Ach, zveet myztery of life, at lazt I've found thee...."

Iz my Fraulein Bridey up there? It'z your leetle spider Vantie!

*climbs up ladder while shooing Christina off as she tries to use it as a pole*

*pulls spider-shaped diamond ring out of pocket*

*climbs in window*

Ach, my dearezt Brideykinz, here ve are at lazt alone together! My goodnezz, but you look a fright in your green night cream. You're velcome, dear!

*bends down on one knee*

AAAACCCCHHHH!!! I forgot about die arthritiz. Bridey, my pet, my zweet, vill you do me die honor of becomink my vife? I vould be zo happy to zpend the rezt of my life egzperimentink vith you. You zend leetle lightnink boltz down into my heart.



I vill never allow one leetle wrinkle on your zveet preciouz faze.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -...   sharnina     07-05-06       
   Say It Ain't SO!   kircon     07-05-06     1  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   BlowingOver     07-05-06     2  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   kircon     07-08-06     16  
   ::fake laughth::   BlowingOver     07-05-06     3  
     Where's my MAN?   alaholly     07-06-06     4  
         Singin' money money money...   alaholly     07-06-06     5  
   So many makeovers, so little time.....   JavaT     07-06-06     6  
     I would appreciate a response heyah...   alaholly     07-07-06     7  
         Me Too!!!   mbinkc     07-07-06     8  
             Attention Mr. Richard Simmons...   mbinkc     07-07-06     10  
             Oh, my darling Boo-Boo, you are thu...   BlowingOver     07-07-06     14  
                 RE: Oh, my darling Boo-Boo, you are...   BlowingOver     07-07-06     15  
         RE: I would appreciate a response h...   sharnina     07-07-06     9  
             RE: I would appreciate a response h...   alaholly     07-07-06     11  
                 Nothin' says "wedding" like twinkie...   catmama     07-07-06     12  
                     RE: Nothin' says "wedding" like col...   alaholly     07-07-06     13  
                         Yahd sale! Great items right heyah...   alaholly     07-09-06     17  
   Ach, my Bridey!   Sahara     07-09-06     18  
     RE: Ach, my Bridey!   JavaT     07-10-06     21  
   Ah love this tub!   Sahara     07-09-06     19  
   HOW could I have not won????!!!!!   Sahara     07-09-06     20  
     RE: HOW could I have not won????!!!...   JavaT     07-10-06     22  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   JavaT     07-10-06     23  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   26mitogo     07-11-06     24  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   sharnina     07-11-06     25  

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